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Will Jesus return on a white horse?

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Will Jesus return on a white horse?
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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse?
January 3, 2013 at 9:26 am
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse?
January 3, 2013 at 2:21 pm (This post was last modified: January 3, 2013 at 2:27 pm by Undeceived.)
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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse?
January 3, 2013 at 2:42 pm
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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse?
January 3, 2013 at 3:33 pm
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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse?
January 3, 2013 at 4:55 pm
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#116
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse?
January 3, 2013 at 5:08 pm
Damn - I swear I knew who was going to be under that button before I ever clicked it! I'm scaring myself now...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#117
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse?
January 3, 2013 at 9:35 pm (This post was last modified: January 3, 2013 at 10:38 pm by RichardP.)
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#118
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse?
January 4, 2013 at 2:48 am (This post was last modified: January 4, 2013 at 3:01 am by Undeceived.)
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#119
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse?
January 4, 2013 at 3:13 am
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It is written: "When Jesus returns, many of the unbelievers (YOU) will die of fright!"

So think scary ride! FaintsFaintsFaints

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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse?
January 4, 2013 at 8:56 am
(January 4, 2013 at 3:13 am)ronedee Wrote: -------------------------

It is written: "When Jesus returns, many of the unbelievers (YOU) will die of fright!"

So think scary ride! FaintsFaintsFaints

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He will come riding on a white horse leading the Christians in a war -- killing, and mutilating the non-believers!
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