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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 28, 2015 at 9:51 pm
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I do hate guns so much!
Did this deserve repeating? Me iz not sure:
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 28, 2015 at 9:59 pm
The asshole is usually carrying them.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 28, 2015 at 10:07 pm
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Indeed they usually are: by extension.
Or as Stephen Fry would say - extrinsically; extrinsically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSyIhapMdI8
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 29, 2015 at 7:37 pm
Another two year old - another gun shot.
http://www.fox4now.com/news/fort-myers-t...l-shooting
Quote: The Fort Myers Police Department says a two-year-old child is in the hospital after suffering an accidental gunshot wound....
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 31, 2015 at 7:25 pm
Probably not the best way to transport a loaded shotgun.
http://www.click2houston.com/news/vetera...y/36166884
Quote:Veteran dies in accidental shooting in north Harris County
Quote:A witness told KPRC 2 the victim was loading a duffel bag into his SUV when his 12-gauge shotgun fired. A shotgun round struck the victim in his groin.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 31, 2015 at 8:13 pm
That's a great way to commit suicide. It gets recorded as an accident. Only a dummy would put a loaded shotgun in a bag and keep the barrel pointed at him.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 31, 2015 at 8:40 pm
The difference between a dummy with a gun and a suicidal person is largely academic.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 31, 2015 at 8:42 pm
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Dummies have more patience. They can just sit there forever without standing up and preaching at you saying "Hello, if you have about... oh only about seven hours to spare I'd like to talk to you about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?".
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 31, 2015 at 8:44 pm
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LOL< if a dummy with a gun asks me whether I've heard the Good News™ yet - I'm definitely going to shoot him first.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 31, 2015 at 8:50 pm
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I'd just wonder what someone had slipped into my coffee.
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