All Hail the Second Amendment

[Chas]

Chas-
What I meant was you can't count on a good guy with a gun. Look at Drama's situation in Libya. The assholes with guns think they're the good guys with guns. Good thing we live in america where you don't have to worry much about getting killed over your religious or political beliefs. But that can easily change over the course of a few decades. That's why I'm pro 2nd amendment. It's within your natural rights to have the means to defend yourself. If you are being prosecuted, you have a right to an attorney. If somebody wants to kill you, you have a right to arm yourself.

OK, but can you see how I might not have gotten your meaning?

[stonedape]

OK, but can you see how I might not have gotten your meaning?

Well I was just throwing the strawman under the bus with hyperbole. Hope you don't mind. I like hyperbole so much I converted to it as my official religious view.

[Minimalist]

You guys remember Jose Canseco?

Another L-AGO who made that one mistake!

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29820591

Ex-baseball star Jose Canseco accidentally shoots finger

And...of course....

Mr Canseco, 50, was cleaning his gun in his Las Vegas home, apparently unaware there remained a bullet in the weapon.

There were 16,864 accidental non-fatal firearm injuries in the US last year, according to the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

And those are just the ones they know about.

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Looks like it is going to be a busy day in Gun Nut Nation.

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/news/2014/...infant.php

Man Accidentally Shot in Face After Wrestling Gun-Toting Infant

Sanders apparently tried to grab the gun from the infant, which caused the gun to fire. Sanders was shot in the face.

The gun-toting child was not injured during the incident, according to the police report.

Sanders was transported to Ben Taub General Hospital, where he remains in critical condition.

And the day is young.

[Minimalist]

[Minimalist]

L-AGO Second Amendments Neighbor


http://aattp.org/watch-north-carolina-ma...ogs-video/


I'm sure every redneck asshole in the trailer park is up to his bacon-greased eyebrows in guns!

[The Grand Nudger]

Okay...all these people who claim to have been "cleaning their gun" - I call massive bullshit. The country would be filled to brimming with pristine barrels, and in my experience, it is not. Try "I was dicking around with my gun like an ass" - we already think you're dumb..you shot your finger off. Fibbing about how it happened won't change that.

Just my two cents.

[Minimalist]

So now it is official. Ebola and Isis have been matched in their total death count of Americans by one kid in Washington.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/third...page-dies/

Third victim in Washington state school shooting rampage dies

And which plague do we lose our fucking minds over?

[Minimalist]

[Minimalist]

Another job well-done, gun nuts. Keep those homes "safe."

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/ohio-...g-at-home/

Ohio 4-year-old shoots 3-year-old sister in the head while playing at home

[Minimalist]

Shaping up as a big week for dead kids.

http://aattp.org/woman-says-it-was-gods-...ter-video/

Woman Says ‘It Was God’s Will’ That 5 Year-Old Boy Accidentally Shot 2-Year-Old Granddaughter

Let's hear from the cops:

Kentucky State Police Trooper Billy Gregory says that the shooting has been ruled an accident. “It’s just one of those nightmares,” he said, “a quick thing that happens when you turn your back.”

He added that in the area it is not uncommon for parents to give their young children weapons. “In this part of the country, it’s not uncommon for a 5-year-old to have a gun or for a parent to pass one down to their kid,” he said.

Yup. That's the problem, ShitferBrains. You nailed it right there.