(January 5, 2013 at 4:26 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Have you ever noticed that spanish, spoken by native spaniards, specially women, sounds a lot like arabic?
That is no coincidence
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I Witnessed a Miracle
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 That is no coincidence  (January 5, 2013 at 4:51 am)BGChuckLee Wrote: Howdy folks, Chuck Lee here,Well that sure is impressive, but I'm far more impressed by you Chuck. You're the biggest miracle yet! Normally two men can't have kids, even with IVF, and yet here you are, living gabbing proof that miracles do happen!
As a side note, bet this goes on his application for imamship.
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(January 5, 2013 at 6:56 am)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote: I think he`s "special".He sure is, here are some of his other videos: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvljNkkIJ3c[/youtube] Top comment on that one is "You are a fucktard. But I digwess..."  ROFL![youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4xeoMoTX-c[/youtube] 1:16 - he tells you to carry your baby in a wheelbarrow, not a pram! 
 (January 5, 2013 at 5:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote: A bunch of chickens clucking sounds a lot like Arabic. This may be just a coincidence, but I once (well, more than once if I'm honest) saw a video showing around five hundred young Japanese couples paired up in a huge sports hall, all having a - um - special "mummies and daddies" party. That sounded like a roomful of particularly agitated chickens.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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January 7, 2013 at 11:08 am
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(January 5, 2013 at 9:58 am)BGChuckLee Wrote: Some Christian's rumour that Jesus could do the opposite of turning blood into wine, in that case Jesus would have the death touch- where he could touch someone's body, and turn their blood into wine- instantly killing them. This was too morbid for me, On the plus side, you get one hell of a buzz just before you croak. There are worse ways to go. Welcome, fellow Poe. Hope we have fun together. Pay no mind to those sissy, namby pampy Christians! Praise the Sweet Name of Jesus. (January 5, 2013 at 3:12 pm)Stimbo Wrote: YahwehIsTheWay, you don't by any chance have a younger brother? A far less funny younger brother in a cheap nylon wig? Well, maybe he's young and will learn. Perhaps if I take him in as a padawan...
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Please be careful; the last time that happened, we ended up with a whiny Darth Vader. I do hope you don't make the same mistake.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (January 7, 2013 at 11:08 am)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote:(January 5, 2013 at 9:58 am)BGChuckLee Wrote: Some Christian's rumour that Jesus could do the opposite of turning blood into wine, in that case Jesus would have the death touch- where he could touch someone's body, and turn their blood into wine- instantly killing them. This was too morbid for me, I'm not joking if you think I am. I rang up Lagos, to try and find this woman. I am progressing with a lead I have, that claims to be in her district. Hopefully I can get an interview with her on my channel. 
Your either incredibly stupid,or just trying to string people along.Or maybe both.
this thread gives me cancer -.-
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