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RE: Gun Control: Say What you Mean.
January 7, 2013 at 9:28 am
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(January 7, 2013 at 9:03 am)A Theist Wrote: ...yeah, me too....I'm not a hater....I'm as nice a guy as they come...cool and calm........but I still wouldn't hesitate to unload a jackhammer full of ass-whoop on someone if I had to,....especially on those uppity pompousass europeans who think they're going to swim across the Atlantic to start a tussle over here!...We already whooped those british asses twice over here and bailed them out of two World Wars....Seems they want another ass-whoopin'!...
Hey A Theist!
You never bailed out any brit in any world wars or wiped anyone out the country, because those things happened before you were born. That's a flag-waving-bullshit idea of nationalism and it's pathetic. Well, now let's burn that stupid stars & stripes, make fun of god and piss on the statue of liberty.
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RE: Gun Control: Say What you Mean.
January 7, 2013 at 9:33 am
Don't piss on the Statue of Liberty, it's French. Like all the good art white Americans think is theirs it was actually made by somebody else.
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RE: Gun Control: Say What you Mean.
January 7, 2013 at 9:34 am
(January 7, 2013 at 9:33 am)jonb Wrote: Don't piss on the Statue of Liberty, it's French. Like all the good art white Americans think is theirs it was actually made by somebody else.
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RE: Gun Control: Say What you Mean.
January 7, 2013 at 9:56 am
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(January 6, 2013 at 9:42 pm)Dee Dee Ramone Wrote: At least 'brits and scots' can swim.
To be fair most Americans come prepared with their own built in floatation system.
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RE: Gun Control: Say What you Mean.
January 7, 2013 at 10:25 am
Whoop-ass? Jackhammer? It's like a 90's wrestling script in here!
Besides, a jabroni like you couldn't whoop his way out of the locker room! IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...
Sum ergo sum
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RE: Gun Control: Say What you Mean.
January 7, 2013 at 10:46 am
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(January 6, 2013 at 2:38 pm)BGChuckLee Wrote: What you really want, is to throw people in cages to the extent of killing them for owning something you don't like.
Testify brother Chuckie!
At last, a fellow True Christian that I can relate to has joined this board.
While we're on the subject, those damn big government regulators are trying to put me in a cage because I'm trying to own my own nuclear weapon. I mean, come on, it's not like I'm Iranian or anything.
Praise the Lord and pass the ammo!
On an unrelated note, why do so many Americans pretend to be Canadian when they go abroad?
(January 6, 2013 at 6:13 pm)Ryantology Wrote: It would be immoral to deny you the right to own a nuclear weapon? What about a container of Sarin or Ricin?
Damn you Ryan for stealing my thunder!
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
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RE: Gun Control: Say What you Mean.
January 7, 2013 at 12:44 pm
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(January 7, 2013 at 9:03 am)A Theist Wrote: especially on those uppity pompousass europeans who think they're going to swim across the Atlantic to start a tussle over here!
On behalf of all Europeans on this board; we don't need to swim over to your fucked up country, all we need to do is sit tight, let you rednecks shoot each other to death and then come visit our clever and sensible American friends. So untwist your panties, no one wants your trailer
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RE: Gun Control: Say What you Mean.
January 7, 2013 at 1:28 pm
(January 7, 2013 at 12:44 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: (January 7, 2013 at 9:03 am)A Theist Wrote: especially on those uppity pompousass europeans who think they're going to swim across the Atlantic to start a tussle over here!
On behalf of all Europeans on this board; we don't need to swim over to your fucked up country, all we need to do is sit tight, let you rednecks shoot each other to death and then come visit out clever and sensible American friends. So untwist your panties, no one wants your trailer Dang!....and I was looking forward to opening up some asswhoop and pouring it all over you uppity sissifed europeans....I knew you namby-pamby fainthearted europeans weren't serious about starting a tussle over here....
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RE: Gun Control: Say What you Mean.
January 7, 2013 at 1:32 pm
(January 7, 2013 at 12:44 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: On behalf of all Europeans on this board; we don't need to swim over to your fucked up country, all we need to do is sit tight, let you rednecks shoot each other to death and then come visit out clever and sensible American friends. So untwist your panties, no one wants your trailer
Let them have it Kay. You just won an internet
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RE: Gun Control: Say What you Mean.
January 7, 2013 at 1:36 pm
(January 7, 2013 at 1:28 pm)A Theist Wrote: Dang!....and I was looking forward to opening up some asswhoop and pouring it all over you uppity sissifed europeans....I knew you namby-pamby fainthearted europeans weren't serious about starting a tussle over here....
Yeah, we don't have a tendency to take someone who says "open a can of ass-whoop" seriously.
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