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Man is the Head of the House
#31
RE: Man is the Head of the House
(January 20, 2013 at 11:10 pm)Christian Wrote: Mister Sir Shell B, Man should never attempt to get an upperhand, merely exercise their God given rights to act as the protector and head of the family. That means that if an intruder breaks into the house, the Man is the one who should confront the intruder and not let the Women face the danger. In simple terms, the Man is the protector.


Break into our house pal and you'l be wishing that you'd encountered me instead of Kichi. She'll fuck you up way worse than I ever could.

BTW, I'm offically calling Poe on this person.

No-one can actually be this ridiculous, even theists.
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#32
RE: Man is the Head of the House
Mister Sir Poe, while on the note of Bronze Age thinking, chew on this for a while: "The man might be the head of the family, but the woman is the neck, who directs the head" Tongue
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#33
RE: Man is the Head of the House
Actually, my wife is the head of the house, I'm only there to nail stuff to the wall, moving heavy stuff around, fix anything needing fixing and occasionally making a romantic dinner. Oh, and pleasure her when she wants it so Big Grin
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#34
RE: Man is the Head of the House
(January 21, 2013 at 6:30 am)Zen Badger Wrote:
(January 20, 2013 at 11:10 pm)Christian Wrote: Mister Sir Shell B, Man should never attempt to get an upperhand, merely exercise their God given rights to act as the protector and head of the family. That means that if an intruder breaks into the house, the Man is the one who should confront the intruder and not let the Women face the danger. In simple terms, the Man is the protector.


Break into our house pal and you'l be wishing that you'd encountered me instead of Kichi. She'll fuck you up way worse than I ever could.

BTW, I'm offically calling Poe on this person.

No-one can actually be this ridiculous, even theists.



I DO have a rusty pruning saw.... Big Grin
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#35
RE: Man is the Head of the House
Yeah, this erases any trace of doubt I had. Christian is a poe.

Sorry, dude[ette], you kinda pushed the act a few paces too far into obvious territory.
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#36
RE: Man is the Head of the House
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(January 20, 2013 at 11:10 pm)Christian Wrote: [...]if an intruder breaks into the house, the Man is the one who should confront the intruder and not let the Women face the danger. In simple terms, the Man is the protector.

And if the man is a little weed, unable to protect and doesn't want to protect and the woman is much physically stronger and is both able to and wants to protect?
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#37
RE: Man is the Head of the House
And who else here likes to be spanked by women?
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#38
RE: Man is the Head of the House
(January 21, 2013 at 12:47 pm)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote: And who else here likes to be spanked by women?
... I don't count, do I?

I find him entertaining Smile Keep entertaining us Tiger

* Violet has gotten warned for saying that before -_-
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#39
RE: Man is the Head of the House
(January 20, 2013 at 10:45 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: God sure is obsessed with dicks.

He's certainly worshiped by enough of them.
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#40
RE: Man is the Head of the House
(January 20, 2013 at 10:36 pm)Minimalist Wrote: You aren't married, are you?

Not only is he not married, he obviously has no idea what pussy tastes like.
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