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Poll: Do you think Jesus Christ will return from wherever in your lifetime?
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I think it is very likely.
11.76%
4 11.76%
Even if he doesn't, it'll probably be sooner than later.
2.94%
1 2.94%
I think it'll probably be quite a while yet. There's still a lot of souls worth saving here.
11.76%
4 11.76%
Many christians believe christ will return soon. I just hope I'm on the list.
2.94%
1 2.94%
Jesus is a fictional character ... and Santa Clause never brought you presents fucktard!
67.65%
23 67.65%
He's already here!
2.94%
1 2.94%
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He's Back!
#21
RE: He's Back!
People have been claiming that for centuries - in order to convince people to give money to their church

It have been claimed for Hundreds of Thousands of times

The only problem - things that never actually existed (Like the christ myth) never actually do anything in reality

In fact - in the Fairy tales of the Fairy tale book (bible) - the christ is quoted as saying that there will be some in his audience who will NOT SEE DEATH before he returns. (Matthew 16:28)

Noting that even an idiot knows that everyone from that time is dead - why do people believe this nonsense?

In fact - the bible itself show the christ to be a FALSE PROPHET -
Deuteronomy 18:21-22, "And if thou say in thine heart, How shall we know the word which the LORD hath not spoken? When a prophet speaketh in the name of the LORD, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that is the thing which the LORD hath not spoken, but the prophet hath spoken it "

So - the christ identified HIMSELF as a false prophet.
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#22
RE: He's Back!
I don't know when Christ is going to return, nor do I care. Nor should any of you if you are going about your Father's business.

I will say this, all the major pieces/players of the end times are currently being preped and placed on the world's stage if they haven't already all been put in place. When it happens I do not think ANY of us Especially the end timers will see it comming. For they like most of you are looking for the physical signs and are trying to compare them to what is going on in the news. God gave John and Daniel a glimps of the signs according to His persepective. That is why I believe it was said the Christ's return will come like a theif in the night. (Because no one will see any of this comming)
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#23
RE: He's Back!
Quote:all the major pieces/players of the end times are currently being preped and placed on the world's stage if they haven't already all been put in place.


Oh this should be amusing. Tell us, Oh Drippy, what you have in mind.
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#24
RE: He's Back!
(January 28, 2013 at 12:25 pm)Drich Wrote: I don't know when Christ is going to return, nor do I care. Nor should any of you if you are going about your Father's business.

I will say this, all the major pieces/players of the end times are currently being preped and placed on the world's stage if they haven't already all been put in place. When it happens I do not think ANY of us Especially the end timers will see it comming. For they like most of you are looking for the physical signs and are trying to compare them to what is going on in the news. God gave John and Daniel a glimps of the signs according to His persepective. That is why I believe it was said the Christ's return will come like a theif in the night. (Because no one will see any of this comming)

Drich, the very reason why false Christians like you need to go before our Lord can even think of setting foot on this earth. Pieces and players of end times? Do you somehow plan to proclaim that all these violence, bloodshed, death, immorality was somehow part of the plan? Shame on you Drich. Be ashamed to call yourself a Christian. All these "signs of end times" are the undoings of us humans and has nothing to do with Christ's return. Christ will come and usher a time of peace and love - not begin his reign with an act of vengence or similar you false Christians have been taught over the years.
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#25
RE: He's Back!
(January 28, 2013 at 12:45 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:all the major pieces/players of the end times are currently being preped and placed on the world's stage if they haven't already all been put in place.


Oh this should be amusing. Tell us, Oh Drippy, what you have in mind.

I plan to ride this thing out and see what happens if anything.
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#26
RE: He's Back!
(January 28, 2013 at 4:36 pm)Christian Wrote:
(January 28, 2013 at 12:25 pm)Drich Wrote: I don't know when Christ is going to return, nor do I care. Nor should any of you if you are going about your Father's business.

I will say this, all the major pieces/players of the end times are currently being preped and placed on the world's stage if they haven't already all been put in place. When it happens I do not think ANY of us Especially the end timers will see it comming. For they like most of you are looking for the physical signs and are trying to compare them to what is going on in the news. God gave John and Daniel a glimps of the signs according to His persepective. That is why I believe it was said the Christ's return will come like a theif in the night. (Because no one will see any of this comming)

Drich, the very reason why false Christians like you need to go before our Lord can even think of setting foot on this earth. Pieces and players of end times? Do you somehow plan to proclaim that all these violence, bloodshed, death, immorality was somehow part of the plan? Shame on you Drich. Be ashamed to call yourself a Christian. All these "signs of end times" are the undoings of us humans and has nothing to do with Christ's return. Christ will come and usher a time of peace and love - not begin his reign with an act of vengence or similar you false Christians have been taught over the years.


You tell him Christian!! Get 'em boy! Sickem! [Image: smiley_laughing.gif]

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God I just fuckin love it when two asshats flash their TC badge and claim the other one is a big fat phony. Beautiful!

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#27
RE: He's Back!
(January 28, 2013 at 5:44 pm)Drich Wrote:
(January 28, 2013 at 12:45 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Oh this should be amusing. Tell us, Oh Drippy, what you have in mind.

I plan to ride this thing out and see what happens if anything.

Hmmm.... I imagine the two of you will bore the living shit out of everyone else.
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#28
RE: He's Back!
It may be naughty of me but whenever I see one xtian start weighing in on another, this is what it reminds me of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leLKC7dgjOw
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#29
RE: He's Back!
The bible says most of you, "non-believers will die of freight" when Jesus arrives!

Which makes perfect sense....and should be fun to watch!Confused Fall
Quis ut Deus?
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#30
RE: He's Back!
(February 1, 2013 at 11:22 am)ronedee Wrote: The bible says most of you, "non-believers will die of freight" when Jesus arrives!

Which makes perfect sense....and should be fun to watch!Confused Fall

Your kinda sick and twisted. Don't get me wrong, sick and twisted people are fun. But I'm not sure if that's what you were going for.
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