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The end of the World is at hand.
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RE: The end of the World is at hand.
August 24, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Truth, I think you are wrong. I think you are deluded. I think religion has driven you mad as a March hare.
HuhA man is born to a virgin mother, lives, dies, comes alive again and then disappears into the clouds to become his Dad. How likely is that?
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RE: The end of the World is at hand.
August 24, 2009 at 7:28 pm (This post was last modified: August 24, 2009 at 7:31 pm by Dotard.)
The End of the World is at Hand!


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RE: The end of the World is at hand.
August 24, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Pass me one too! Big Grin
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RE: The end of the World is at hand.
August 24, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Wait, Jesus is coming back?!

EVERYONE LOOK BUSY!

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RE: The end of the World is at hand.
August 24, 2009 at 9:31 pm (This post was last modified: August 24, 2009 at 9:32 pm by The_Truth.)
(August 24, 2009 at 4:00 pm)Kyuuketsuki Wrote: Bollocks ... I will give you my car (including shipping it to the US) if you are right!
If this is truly the end times. I will be raptured. You can keep your car.

Quote:Oh, I'll need an accurate date (at least one that says when it's over) though!
I don't have an exact date, but the bible says, "beware of these signs". And the Euphrates river drying up is one of them. And Famine, Pestilence, War, Rumors of war, troubles within politics, Natural disasters and Russia supply Iran with weapons..etc,etc.
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RE: The end of the World is at hand.
August 24, 2009 at 9:55 pm
(August 24, 2009 at 9:31 pm)The_Truth Wrote: If this is truly the end times. I will be raptured. You can keep your car.

Have you given rapture letters a whirl?

http://www.raptureletters.com/

(August 24, 2009 at 9:31 pm)The_Truth Wrote: I don't have an exact date, but the bible says, "beware of these signs". And the Euphrates river drying up is one of them. And Famine, Pestilence, War, Rumors of war, troubles within politics, Natural disasters and Russia supply Iran with weapons..etc,etc.

Do you have a rough estimate at least?
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#17
RE: The end of the World is at hand.
August 24, 2009 at 9:59 pm
The people who invented jesus said it would be in the first century AD.

They fucked that up too.
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RE: The end of the World is at hand.
August 24, 2009 at 10:39 pm
(August 24, 2009 at 9:55 pm)Eilonnwy Wrote: Have you given rapture letters a whirl?

http://www.raptureletters.com/
Part All of me wants the people who press the "dead man's switch" that prevents the emails from being sent to forget to press it...just for one day. Should cause some mass panic for people (mainly the Christians who hear the news that the emails have been sent).
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RE: The end of the World is at hand.
August 24, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Truth old sock:I don't believe in prophecy,precognition,or any other form of fortune telling. The reason is simple :I have never,ever,seen ANY proof for such claims,ever.

What is it with the lunar religious right and their focus on the Book of Revelations? Is it simply because it's SO vague that it lends itself to eisegesis* more than any other book in the canon? (Oh,Revelations is NOT included the Eastern rites canon)

At the Catholic school I attended,Revelations was pretty much ignored,as being the purview of saints and fanatic nutters.(the latter being how we saw evangelicals and literalists)

"The Rapture" is a C18th invention, expanded in the C19th by John Darby. It is seen by many mainstream Christians as further proof of the idiocy of the religious right.

Quote:The Catholic and Orthodox churches as well as the Reformed denominations have no tradition of a preliminary return of Christ and reject the doctrine, in part because they cannot find any reference to it among any of the early Church fathers and find its biblical foundation weak.[9]. Some also reject it because they interpret prophetic scriptures in either an amillennial or postmillennial fashion.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture#Doctrinal_history


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Quote:Eisegesis (from the Greek root εις, meaning into, in, among) is the process of misinterpreting a text in such a way that it introduces one's own ideas, reading into the text. This is best understood when contrasted with exegesis. While exegesis draws out the meaning from the text, eisegesis occurs when a reader reads his/her interpretation into the text. As a result, exegesis tends to be objective when employed effectively while eisegesis is regarded as highly subjective. An individual who practices eisegesis is known as an eisegete, as someone who practices exegesis is known as an exegete. The term eisegete is often used in a mildly derogatory fashion.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eisegesis
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RE: The end of the World is at hand.
August 25, 2009 at 2:36 am
(August 24, 2009 at 10:39 pm)Tiberius Wrote:
(August 24, 2009 at 9:55 pm)Eilonnwy Wrote: Have you given rapture letters a whirl?

http://www.raptureletters.com/
Part All of me wants the people who press the "dead man's switch" that prevents the emails from being sent to forget to press it...just for one day. Should cause some mass panic for people (mainly the Christians who hear the news that the emails have been sent).



What a great idea. Hack the site and send out all the emails and watch the fundies shit their pants at being left behind.

Anybody know a good hacker?
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