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Ask Me Anything - Answers from a Cranky Old Atheist's Perspective!
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RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a Cranky Old Atheist's Perspective!
February 1, 2013 at 9:51 am
Viagra or Cialis?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a Cranky Old Atheist's Perspective!
February 1, 2013 at 11:09 am (This post was last modified: February 1, 2013 at 11:13 am by Minimalist.)
(February 1, 2013 at 3:08 am)Moros Synackaon Wrote: Aside from Jesus freaks, are there any characteristics/habits that other people do that instantly makes you hate them?

Soccer fans.
(February 1, 2013 at 3:52 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Why do grumpy old farts wear horizontally striped Polo-shirts?
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And does your dick stop your pants from falling down?




I have got to get me one of those shirts!


It used to be the main reason why my pants went down.
(February 1, 2013 at 6:41 am)pocaracas Wrote: What's the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

Eat. Shit. Fuck. Die.
Quote:Does it have to much or far to little latex on it?


Are you planning on wearing it?
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#43
RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a Cranky Old Atheist's Perspective!
February 1, 2013 at 11:13 am
(February 1, 2013 at 11:09 am)Minimalist Wrote: Eat. Shit. Fuck. Die.

Destined to be one of the great quotations of the 21st century. Big Grin
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RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a Cranky Old Atheist's Perspective!
February 1, 2013 at 11:18 am
Not shaping up to be a great century for quotes then, is it?
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February 1, 2013 at 11:56 am
(February 1, 2013 at 11:13 am)Cinjin Wrote:
(February 1, 2013 at 11:09 am)Minimalist Wrote: Eat. Shit. Fuck. Die.

Destined to be one of the great quotations of the 21st century. Big Grin

No drinking, nor pissing.... seems flawed! Tongue
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#46
RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a Cranky Old Atheist's Perspective!
February 2, 2013 at 4:07 pm
That's how you get to the "die" so quickly.

Ok Min: spit or swallow?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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February 2, 2013 at 8:17 pm
Spit if I had to choose.
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RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a Cranky Old Atheist's Perspective!
February 2, 2013 at 8:20 pm
So you don't swallow gum, then? Me neither.

(Oh, I bet I know what you thought..!)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a Cranky Old Atheist's Perspective!
February 2, 2013 at 8:21 pm
Do you have any tips for getting blood stains out of carpet? Or disposing of dead hookers?
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RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a Cranky Old Atheist's Perspective!
February 2, 2013 at 8:30 pm
What drugs have you done in your lifetime? (Alcohol is a drug for purposes of this question)

Are there any you haven't but wanted to?

What's your opinion on the sudden spate of marijuana legalization efforts across States?
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