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Who will be the new pope?

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Who will be the new pope?
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RE: Who will be the new pope?
February 12, 2013 at 1:22 pm
(February 12, 2013 at 11:24 am)The Germans are coming Wrote: 3: there might be a captain who will set the sinking ship on fire and with it`s last piece of energy lets it race towards an iceberg.

And on this note, I'd like to throw my hat into the ring for consideration.
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RE: Who will be the new pope?
February 12, 2013 at 1:35 pm
I just showed my parents the pictures. It was hilarious. The first picture caused an "I'm not a racist but.." speech from my dad. They liked the Austrian guy in the end.
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RE: Who will be the new pope?
February 12, 2013 at 1:53 pm
(February 12, 2013 at 11:24 am)The Germans are coming Wrote: 3: there might be a captain who will set the sinking ship on fire and with it`s last piece of energy lets it race towards an iceberg.

Big Grin

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#14
RE: Who will be the new pope?
February 12, 2013 at 2:00 pm
I think it will probably end up being my neighbor Bob...

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RE: Who will be the new pope?
February 12, 2013 at 2:03 pm
That's... disturbing. Please tell me that's a Photoshop job, or makeup or something. Lie to me if you have to.
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RE: Who will be the new pope?
February 12, 2013 at 2:06 pm
People who actualy follow catholic doctrin will probably only aprove of him as new pope:


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RE: Who will be the new pope?
February 12, 2013 at 2:25 pm (This post was last modified: February 12, 2013 at 2:26 pm by Aegrus.)
(February 12, 2013 at 12:53 pm)Minimalist Wrote: A spokesman for the archdiocese confirmed on Wednesday that payments of as much as $20,000 were made to “a handful” of accused priests “as a motivation” not to contest being defrocked.


You know, I think I heard about this. Didn't Fox News use him as an expert on American religion? They asked him why people are leaving churches, if I remember correctly.

They may not have known it, but he was an incredible example of *why* church memberships are down. Big Grin
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RE: Who will be the new pope?
February 12, 2013 at 2:27 pm
Sinead O'Connor would be a fine choice.
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RE: Who will be the new pope?
February 12, 2013 at 2:27 pm
(February 12, 2013 at 2:03 pm)Stimbo Wrote: That's... disturbing. Please tell me that's a Photoshop job, or makeup or something. Lie to me if you have to.

I am with you stim. I would LOVE to believe it is a photoshop job but I think he is just a really unfortunate looking dude.

::hands stim the puke bag::
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RE: Who will be the new pope?
February 12, 2013 at 2:28 pm
I wouldn't know. My association with FOX is limited. Usually only when Jon Stewart plays a tape of them doing something amazingly stupid.
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