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Who will be the new pope?

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Who will be the new pope?
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RE: Who will be the new pope?
February 14, 2013 at 2:11 pm
I think Alexander Anderson would be a good choice. He has exactly what is needed to get the church back to full power.

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He goes by all these names, so he is worthy of being the top dog...

Father Anderson
Paladin Anderson
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RE: Who will be the new pope?
February 14, 2013 at 2:43 pm
(February 14, 2013 at 1:59 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 12, 2013 at 5:29 pm)Minimalist Wrote: This clown isn't busy.

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Um no, we all know what that jackass did, cant imagine what he'd do running a religion. WW3 for sure.


Even Bush couldn't get far with this....

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RE: Who will be the new pope?
February 14, 2013 at 2:45 pm (This post was last modified: February 14, 2013 at 2:54 pm by Brian37.)
(February 12, 2013 at 2:36 pm)Drich Wrote:
(February 12, 2013 at 1:03 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Good idea. We could call it "Pope Idol".



... I'll get my coat.
that was a good one. Pope idol... Or will he be just another idle pope XD...
Not that this has any more credibility than the whole Myan thing, but some numerologist believe that the second pope after John Paul would be the last, that he would sell the church out ushering in the end of days.

I do not know much about that branch of the religion, but apparently it is a big deal to some.

You are funny. You point and laugh at others with pet gods, but have an invisible friend yourself.

This is like a Star Trek fan laughing at a Star Wars fan.
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RE: Who will be the new pope?
February 14, 2013 at 9:17 pm
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RE: Who will be the new pope?
February 15, 2013 at 7:26 am
(February 14, 2013 at 9:17 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Exclusive - America's Best Christian with a shock announcement:

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RE: Who will be the new pope?
February 15, 2013 at 12:47 pm
perhaps s better question would be:
will he be the last pope?
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RE: Who will be the new pope?
February 15, 2013 at 12:51 pm
(February 15, 2013 at 12:47 pm)junkyardboy Wrote: perhaps s better question would be:
will he be the last pope?

There will be a last Pope no matter what, something, most likely a meteor will kill us off. Second most likely would be a nuclear war. Third people will simply grow out of it or it will morph into something else. But right now, no and most likely not any time soon, unfortunately.
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RE: Who will be the new pope?
February 15, 2013 at 12:51 pm
(February 15, 2013 at 12:47 pm)junkyardboy Wrote: perhaps s better question would be:
will he be the last pope?

Unless we storm the Vatican to prevent another one slithering out, I doubt it.

I want a new pope anyway. I got bored of the current one. I also like the word "pope". Tongue
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RE: Who will be the new pope?
February 15, 2013 at 12:54 pm
(February 15, 2013 at 12:51 pm)frankiej Wrote:
(February 15, 2013 at 12:47 pm)junkyardboy Wrote: perhaps s better question would be:
will he be the last pope?

Unless we storm the Vatican to prevent another one slithering out, I doubt it.

I want a new pope anyway. I got bored of the current one. I also like the word "pope". Tongue

I don't. It is giving honor to a comic book club president. When it gets treated like the comic book it really is and people merely treat it like a club and not a worldview, then maybe I can not vomit so much.
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RE: Who will be the new pope?
February 15, 2013 at 12:56 pm
(February 15, 2013 at 12:51 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 15, 2013 at 12:47 pm)junkyardboy Wrote: perhaps s better question would be:
will he be the last pope?

There will be a last Pope no matter what, something, most likely a meteor will kill us off. Second most likely would be a nuclear war. Third people will simply grow out of it or it will morph into something else. But right now, no and most likely not any time soon, unfortunately.

are you positive?
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