~Funny Movie Quotes~

[Mystical]

I am decidedly bored off my ass Let's have a fun movie quote thread yes? no?
Post a movie quote or name one posted, or both!

Also, for whomever can name the most movies' titles at the end of the week, they will get a kudos from me

Also also, whomever can match a movie quote up with a member (non-offensively) tactfully will also get a kudos

I'll start it off.

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I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?

If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Attention. Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed ‘some kind of beef'.

The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise.

Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten.

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

I'm a mog - half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

Normally, someone would have to go to a bowling alley to meet someone of your stature.

There's just something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips.

Well, I'm the best there is, plain and simple, When I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.”

Terribly sorry to bother you, but, do you speak koala? Sprechen sie koala?

One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

I arrived in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.

[Cato]

In the spirit of the OP:

'missluckie26 has gone bye bye. Egon, what do you have left?'

[pocaracas]

Not exactly a movie quote.... it didn't even make it to the series, but it's a good one

Cersei and Tyrion sit down to talk:
Tyrion: Were you fucking our dear Jaime?
Cersei: *slap*
Tyrion: You think I'm as blind as our father? Altough it's pretty unfair that you open your legs for one brother, and not for the other.
Cersei: *SLAP*
Tyrion: Just kidding. I prefer a good whore. Never understood what he saw on you, apart from his own mirror.
Cersei: *SLAP*

[Something completely different]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY

[Darkstar]

One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

Kung Fu Panda.

No idea about any of the others.

[Baalzebutt]

I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?
- Ace Ventura

If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer. - From the movie Godzilla spoken by Matthew Broderick

Attention. Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed ‘some kind of beef'.

The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise.

Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten.

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch. - From the movie Goldmember spoken by Micheal Caine

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

I'm a mog - half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend. From the movie Spaceballs, spoken by John Candy

The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

Normally, someone would have to go to a bowling alley to meet someone of your stature.

There's just something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips.

Well, I'm the best there is, plain and simple, When I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.”

Terribly sorry to bother you, but, do you speak koala? Sprechen sie koala?

One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

I arrived in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.

[Mystical]

The BURBS!!!!!!! Hell yes! And lord of the rings... I like you, German

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

I kinda thought of my good friend catfish when I saw this one

Baalzebut: 3, Darkstar 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R57PlZFAeM

[paulpablo]

blades of glory

Chazz: Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them.

[Cyberman]

Right - let's see how many of these you get without resorting to Google...

I did naht hit her; I did naht. Oh hai Mark!

I merely suggest the Sun, if it is out, would give you a rough idea of the time. Alternatively, the clock, if it is going, would give you a rough idea of the position of the Sun. I forget which you are trying to establish.

- Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.

-- Why not?

- Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.

-- Doesn't matter.

- I smoke! I smoke all the time!

-- I don't care.

- Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.

-- I forgive you.

- I can never have children!

-- We can adopt some.

- But you don't understand, Osgood! Ohh... I'm a man!

-- Well, nobody's perfect!

Well, just don't do something, sit there!

- I've got a return to Dublin!

-- And I've got a single to Belfast!

--- And what am I going to do with my Cork?

- Come come, Matron. Surely you've seen a temperature taken like this before?

-- Oh-ho, yes Colonel; many times! But never with a daffodil!

[Esquilax]

Right - let's see how many of these you get without resorting to Google...

I did naht hit her; I did naht. Oh hai Mark!

Definitely The Room.

God, the delivery on that line's something else, huh?