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Just embarrassing - Gay demon exorcism
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 (February 13, 2013 at 3:34 pm)Finn Wrote: This is so obviously an act. Actually, it is a sad display of sheepness. He didn't want to look bad to others in the church and didn't want to expose the pastor so he did what was expected of him. He followed the herd.
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Einstein
 RE: Just embarrassing - Gay demon exorcism
February 13, 2013 at 3:47 pm
(This post was last modified: February 13, 2013 at 3:48 pm by Zone.)
I think he did quite a good job though, a good demonic voice there. He won't win an Oscar but not bad.
You cannot "heal" homosexuality.
But one can easily torture a closet homosexual into suicide. 
Well, damn, I must've been possessed since I was like 3 years old.
Sometimes I feel an outcast on this board just because I am straight.
You can't heal homosexuality but you can shove it so far back in the closet that it's taken away into the land of Narnia where Aslan (Jesus in a lions form) will devour it or something. Then they would lead an outwardly true Christian hetereosexual lifestyle.
 (February 13, 2013 at 11:26 am)Baalzebutt Wrote: You know how you sometimes see a scene in a movie or watch a video that just makes you cringe and feel embarrassed for the human race? I get it now... One of my friends is possessed by a bald demon one by a won't-text-me-back demon one by a smug demon one by a couldn't-turn-up-on-time-for-shit demon and two of my friends are clearly possessed by a gay demon who is also an excellent restaurateur. And I'm clearly possessed by a I-love-all-my-friends-because-they-are-wonderfully-humanly-flawed-and-I-wouldn't-change-any-of-them-for-the-world demon. MM
"The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions" - Leonardo da Vinci
"I think I use the term “radical” rather loosely, just for emphasis. If you describe yourself as “atheist,” some people will say, “Don’t you mean ‘agnostic’?” I have to reply that I really do mean atheist, I really do not believe that there is a god; in fact, I am convinced that there is not a god (a subtle difference). I see not a shred of evidence to suggest that there is one ... etc., etc. It’s easier to say that I am a radical atheist, just to signal that I really mean it, have thought about it a great deal, and that it’s an opinion I hold seriously." - Douglas Adams (and I echo the sentiment)
And this man will have a demon of pedophillia, or at least that would be more like the sort of thing.
Is this Satire?
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