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Atheist Haiku
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#21
RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 8:37 am
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#22
RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 10:15 am
I have got some more
Of these funny Haiku things
I hope you like them

What else can I do
To make you finally see
It's all in your head

Why doesn't your god
Ever heal an amputee
Can't he or won't he

Placebo effect
Confirmation bias too
That is prayer for you

Fallacies and lies
It's all nonsense in disguise
Open up your eyes
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#23
RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 10:43 am
Goddess of great lust
Breaking all the forum rules
To show you her bust
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#24
RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 10:47 am
Who is Ku and exactly why are they hi?
Poetry by Brian37(poems by an atheist) Also on Facebook as BrianJames Rational Poet and Twitter Brianrrs37  I also have a new blog here at https://www.brianjamesrationalpoet.blog
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#25
RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 11:27 am
(December 10, 2014 at 10:47 am)Brian37 Wrote: Who is Ku and exactly why are they hi?

From doing heroine, no doubt.
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#26
RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 12:02 pm
Children peer and jeer:
The Emperor's nudity
Reminds them of God.
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#27
RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 12:03 pm
(December 10, 2014 at 8:37 am)Stimbo Wrote: Resurrected thread
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#28
RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 2:41 pm
You say god is real
I don't see the evidence
Forced to dismiss it
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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#29
RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 3:10 pm
Nothing is not real
All is of it's own accord
No creator no god
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#30
RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 4:17 pm
Very nice, but I think you've gone 6 7 6 there Smile
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