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New Pope
March 13, 2013 at 2:24 pm
Just heared on the news that white smoke came from the chimney.



once they are no longer high, we will see who will lead the church into doom.

Since I dont think that they will actualy elect a reformer
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RE: New Pope
March 13, 2013 at 2:32 pm
I think the election of Pope Benedict whatever after John Paul II showed that the Catholic church definitely wants to steer itself in the conservative, medieval values direction. I would be extremely surprised if they elect a reformer, however, I think that is the smart move in a political sense. Since the Catholic church is comprised of nothing more than politicians draped in the cloth, however, maybe they will elect a reformer.
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RE: New Pope
March 13, 2013 at 2:34 pm
It's reassuring to know that everyone's favorite organization of international child rapists once more has direct leadership.

Hail Pope Kiddiediddler CCLXVI!
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RE: New Pope
March 13, 2013 at 2:38 pm
Please, please give us a pope, who looks like Voldermort instead of Palpatine/Darth Sidious Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: New Pope
March 13, 2013 at 2:40 pm
DAMN IT!!!!

If it`s a black guy you can be assured that whenever you critizise the catholic church, the race card will be pulled!
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RE: New Pope
March 13, 2013 at 2:42 pm
Quote:Just heared on the news that white smoke came from the chimney.


Maybe the fucking building is on fire?

We can always hope.
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RE: New Pope
March 13, 2013 at 2:51 pm
It would be a shame to lose the art in the Sistine chapel, but it would be a worthy sacrifice if it meant the end of the church.
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RE: New Pope
March 13, 2013 at 2:55 pm
(March 13, 2013 at 2:42 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Just heared on the news that white smoke came from the chimney.


Maybe the fucking building is on fire?

It could... umm... be arranged.
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RE: New Pope
March 13, 2013 at 2:57 pm
(March 13, 2013 at 2:51 pm)Faith No More Wrote: It would be a shame to lose the art in the Sistine chapel, but it would be a worthy sacrifice if it meant the end of the church.

I've been there.... it's overrated. Nothing but god shit.
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RE: New Pope
March 13, 2013 at 3:00 pm
The Via Appia is the best sight in Rome!!!

But generaly, a holiday in Spain or Portugal is better than a holiday in Rome, since Italians are desperate to live up to their stereotyps of being halfwit machos.
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