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Kim Kardashian having a baby.
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RE: Kim Kardashian having a baby.
June 3, 2013 at 4:50 pm
Sometimes it takes more than good looks to make me want to fuck someone.
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RE: Kim Kardashian having a baby.
June 3, 2013 at 5:13 pm
(June 3, 2013 at 1:37 pm)Brian37 Wrote: But you'd be lying to say she isn't hot.

Umm... but she isn't. She barely looks human.
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#33
RE: Kim Kardashian having a baby.
June 3, 2013 at 5:19 pm (This post was last modified: June 3, 2013 at 5:24 pm by LastPoet.)
I'm a trooper, I'd do that... Then I would spend the next 10 years apologizing to my cock Big Grin

(June 3, 2013 at 10:15 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: Kim looks like a piece of shit to me for the same reason the son of the owner of the company I work for does - they both made the mistake of opening their mouths and letting their stupid fall out. Now the visual is irrevocably tainted.

2 words: Ball gag Hilarious
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#34
RE: Kim Kardashian having a baby.
June 3, 2013 at 5:53 pm
(June 3, 2013 at 2:25 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: I'd be lying if I said she isn't hot? The only picture I've ever seen of this person that I hadn't heard of until this thread is that one FNM posted (assuming that's her).

I'm sorry, Brian... she's not hot. I wouldn't fuck her if she was the smartest person on the planet (I might be convinced if I liked her enough on an emotional level... but then how she looks is completely not relevant, is it?).

Maybe if I put a blanket over her head and fake tits, and compare her hotness on her pussy alone... Thinking Haven't seen it, don't know.


Taste my lady taste. Every human gets their rocks off over different looks. I think she is hot, but if she is not an airhead she certainly knows how to act like one on TV and sells a shallow bullshit drama show to credulous idiots willing to waste their time watching her. Maybe she is smart, she knows how to market herself, I simply hate what she is selling.

It simply pisses me off that more people are interested in her than people who contributed to real human progress.
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RE: Kim Kardashian having a baby.
June 3, 2013 at 6:01 pm
(June 3, 2013 at 5:19 pm)LastPoet Wrote: 2 words: Ball gag Hilarious

I'm the sort of person where talking goes on before and after, and thus even that wouldn't solve anything.
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RE: Kim Kardashian having a baby.
June 3, 2013 at 6:52 pm
All this talk about gagging and balling..people...you gotta do it discreetly folks..discreetly....
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#37
RE: Kim Kardashian having a baby.
June 4, 2013 at 1:13 am
(June 3, 2013 at 5:53 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Taste my lady taste. Every human gets their rocks off over different looks.


Then why accuse anyone of lying should they disagree? Sleepy

I masturbated using a shampoo container in my ass today. I don't remember what I was thinking, but I liked it Big Grin

Relevance to topic? Bah...

Quote:I think she is hot, but if she is not an airhead she certainly knows how to act like one on TV and sells a shallow bullshit drama show to credulous idiots willing to waste their time watching her. Maybe she is smart, she knows how to market herself, I simply hate what she is selling.

You know... sexual attraction comes in more forms than just looks.

Quote:It simply pisses me off that more people are interested in her than people who contributed to real human progress.

You're a very angry person, aren't you? Smile
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RE: Kim Kardashian having a baby.
June 4, 2013 at 1:42 am (This post was last modified: June 4, 2013 at 1:42 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(June 4, 2013 at 1:13 am)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: I masturbated using a shampoo container in my ass today. I don't remember what I was thinking, but I liked it Big Grin
I bet you put it back on the shelf for your poor hapless family to use when you were done too. Ski-douche.
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#39
RE: Kim Kardashian having a baby.
June 4, 2013 at 2:13 am
What the fuck is a "Kim Kardashian", and why should I care?

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RE: Kim Kardashian having a baby.
June 4, 2013 at 4:01 am (This post was last modified: June 4, 2013 at 4:02 am by Violet.)
(June 4, 2013 at 1:42 am)Rhythm Wrote: I bet you put it back on the shelf for your poor hapless family to use when you were done too. Ski-douche.

I did, infact. Luckily for them: they don't use my shampoo bottle. You are certainly welcome to call me some varient of 'slimy shithead' for all eternity Smile

That's right: I was the girl who put the 'poo' in the 'sham', and thus was my legacy borne.
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