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New Members Needed
#21
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I don't know about humorous but I'd definitely pay to see a talking bush...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#22
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(June 13, 2013 at 5:35 am)max-greece Wrote: How could something without humour invent something with?

And God made atheists for our amusement.
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#23
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Fr0d0 and that Panda guy have a point about this belonging in humor.
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#24
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(June 14, 2013 at 12:24 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote: Fr0d0 and that Panda guy have a point about this belonging in humor.

Please. If I posted this on another atheist forum where nobody knew me, most of the atheists would think I was being serious.
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#25
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(June 14, 2013 at 12:40 pm)Rahul Wrote:
(June 14, 2013 at 12:24 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote: Fr0d0 and that Panda guy have a point about this belonging in humor.

Please. If I posted this on another atheist forum where nobody knew me, most of the atheists would think I was being serious.

I think we have a good sense of humor here.
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#26
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(June 13, 2013 at 1:27 am)Pandas United Wrote: I know you are being fatuous in your OP, but this is exactly the kind of stuff that draws me away from this forum. Isn't this board here to discuss the things of Christianity? Instead I see countless threads that have nothing substantive to read. Just ridicule, caricatures, and posts like this that do nothing but lower the bar for intellectual discourse.

Huh... Well, why don't you set up an example and make a thread discussing something about your religion? You know, instead of most posts complaining and whining about the forum populace? Starting a discussion? Ring a bell? Of course not, it is easier to be snide, huh?

Meh, You probably have nothing 'substantive' as you say, considering most religionists like to trot around about their superior <insert quality here>, when providing evidence and solid reasoning about their imaginary friend is all that is asked of them.

It is infact very hard not to ridicule what is ridiculous and caricature what already is a joke. Have fun in your high horse, just mind yourself not to fall down from it Hilarious
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#27
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(June 13, 2013 at 4:32 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote:
(June 13, 2013 at 1:27 am)Pandas United Wrote: I know you are being fatuous in your OP, but this is exactly the kind of stuff that draws me away from this forum. Isn't this board here to discuss the things of Christianity? Instead I see countless threads that have nothing substantive to read. Just ridicule, caricatures, and posts like this that do nothing but lower the bar for intellectual discourse.

Perhaps you are putting yourself forward as proof that theistic persons have no sense of humour?

Quote:No man with a sense of humour ever founded a religion.
-- Robert Green Ingersoll
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#28
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(June 13, 2013 at 10:27 am)Stimbo Wrote: I don't know about humorous but I'd definitely pay to see a talking bush...

As long as it was nicely trimmed.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#29
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(June 14, 2013 at 12:40 pm)Rahul Wrote: Please. If I posted this on another atheist forum where nobody knew me, most of the atheists would think I was being serious.

Are you saying most atheists are dumb?
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#30
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(June 14, 2013 at 5:56 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: Are you saying most atheists are dumb?

No, I'm saying that us atheists are so used to christians spouting out the most obviously retarded shit about their religious views that my parody OP is not THAT unusual. So not unusual that most atheists would just roll their eyes and think, "Fuck, here we go again."

Yeah, it really does sound that ridiculous to us.
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.
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