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RE: sexual partners
June 22, 2013 at 2:14 pm
(June 22, 2013 at 2:06 pm)paulpablo Wrote: I see it as a good thing for me, I see it as adventurous. Not only the different people I meet but the places I go to, I don't go on many adventures this is as near to an adventure as my life gets right now.
But that's just me, some people don't see it that way some people would find that number disgusting which is fair enough, I just wanted a few comparisons to go by, as I said I'm sure I heard of people going to ibiza or other holiday resorts and having sex with a hundred, maybe it is just a myth though, I have no idea.
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RE: sexual partners
June 22, 2013 at 2:15 pm
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(June 22, 2013 at 2:09 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Sounds like shampoo bottle abuse to to me. It is incapable of giving consent.
People say that about children and nonhuman animals too. They're all wrong, of course 
Its white goo quickly ended up shooting all across me (and inside of me), it was hard the whole time, and it was moaning heavily... I'm inclined to say that you just don't understand.
Quote:*gets on a soap box* Free the shampoo bottles!!!!!!
They're free to fuck humans, but I'm with you... most people just use them, and THROW THEM AWAY. I care for shampoo bottles, on the other hand
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RE: sexual partners
June 22, 2013 at 2:19 pm
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(June 22, 2013 at 2:15 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: They're free to fuck humans, but I'm with you... most people just use them, and THROW THEM AWAY. I care for shampoo bottles, on the other hand
Liar! There are dozens of traumatized shampoo bottles because of you! You don't cuddle with them enough after using them!
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RE: sexual partners
June 22, 2013 at 2:19 pm
I prefer skilled fingers. 
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RE: sexual partners
June 22, 2013 at 2:20 pm
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I dont count them.
Why should I?
Unfortunatly I dont even think that I would remember all.
I use to have this fetish of using cocain in the bedroom.
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RE: sexual partners
June 22, 2013 at 2:24 pm
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(June 22, 2013 at 2:19 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Liar! There are dozens of traumatized shampoo bottles because of you! You don't cuddle with them enough after using them!
After having a good time with them*... it's true. Even I, who treats them better than most others, do not sleep with them, or hold them while they cry, or comfort them when they're lonely.
So... it's like men. Maybe I'll bang one, but it's a rare sight to see me sleep with one.
Even rarer that one I sleep with cuddles with me
(June 22, 2013 at 2:19 pm)Ivy Wrote: I prefer skilled fingers.
Mmm.... I wish I could adequately do that. Foreign touch frees one's hands for better things.
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Re: RE: sexual partners
June 22, 2013 at 3:15 pm
(June 22, 2013 at 2:20 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: I dont count them.
Why should I?
Unfortunatly I dont even think that I would remember all.
I use to have this fetish of using cocain in the bedroom. Used to? What went wrong?
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RE: sexual partners
June 22, 2013 at 4:19 pm
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(June 22, 2013 at 2:19 pm)Ivy Wrote: I prefer skilled fingers.
That so reminds me of what the wife and I did on the couch a couple weeks ago.
It was so nice to have all the kids gone for a week.
(June 22, 2013 at 1:58 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: I've never had heterosexual sex. Eww.
Really? I would love to have a Q&A sometime with you just to learn more of your... Well viewpoints, or opinions, or way of seeing things.
I think it would be incredibly enlightening for me.
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RE: sexual partners
June 22, 2013 at 4:22 pm
(June 22, 2013 at 4:19 pm)Rahul Wrote: (June 22, 2013 at 2:19 pm)Ivy Wrote: I prefer skilled fingers.
That so reminds me of what the wife and I did on the couch a couple weeks ago.
It was so nice to have all the kids gone for a week.
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RE: sexual partners
June 22, 2013 at 4:46 pm
(June 22, 2013 at 2:20 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: I dont count them.
Why should I?
Unfortunatly I dont even think that I would remember all.
I use to have this fetish of using cocain in the bedroom.
Cocaine + sex = best combo ever!
Nothing beats doing lines and fucking like rabbits!
I swear, if I had to choose between cocaine and viagra....it's cocaine all the way.
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