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RE: What annoys you about your partners?
December 14, 2015 at 10:28 am
He has no time for funsies in between frying sinners and planting dinosaur fossils :c
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RE: What annoys you about your partners?
December 14, 2015 at 10:30 am
She can't read my mind. I have to actually talk to her. What a pain!
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RE: What annoys you about your partners?
December 14, 2015 at 12:41 pm
He's so indecisive! If I didn't want his opinion I'd be quiet! And he answers with man grunting.
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RE: What annoys you about your partners?
December 14, 2015 at 12:44 pm
She doesn't give herself credit for being awesome.
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RE: What annoys you about your partners?
December 14, 2015 at 12:59 pm
Well..she did give birth to my kids..............
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RE: What annoys you about your partners?
December 14, 2015 at 1:13 pm
My biggest bone of contention is his lack of corporeality.
It happens to be one of his most positive qualities, as well.
Go figure.
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RE: What annoys you about your partners?
December 14, 2015 at 1:13 pm
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She doesn't happily clean the pans and bowls I use when cooking. And after I spent the three years of my first marriage as the scullery maid out of appreciation that she could cook and I was clueless. Now I do nearly all the cooking and I have to keep up with the mess. Shouldn't she be responsible for the karma my first wife racked up?
Oh and she won't go near my nut sack. Thinks they're nasty. The little fellas have never known the loving tongue of a woman. Fortunately she takes good care of me shillelagh or we would never have stayed together thirty odd years.
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RE: What annoys you about your partners?
December 14, 2015 at 1:16 pm
Sometimes she cramps up at the most inopportune times. Also, trimming her nails gets annoying. Plus, she's my right hand.
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RE: What annoys you about your partners?
December 14, 2015 at 1:22 pm
He sleeps on his back, which causes vapor lock by his balls to his ass, thus presenting snoring.
He doesn't use common sense much of the time.
He procrastinates. A lot.
That first one though....
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