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[Tiberius]

I have a question... What the hell is wrong with penii?

*insert joke about relationship between my hand and a penis here*

[Zen Badger]

I have a question... What the hell is wrong with penii?

Isn't that a kind of pasta???

Sorry, my bad.....

I was thinking of penne....

[Something completely different]

How are you today?

[Whateverist]

I have a question... What the hell is wrong with penii?
Same question to straight men.

Opposite question to any straight women or gay men reading this.

Everyone should be bi. You straights and gays be discriminating!

Since you bought it .. um, up .. what do you like in a penis. Please be as specific as you can. I can tell you they're a hell of a lot of fun to have.

For extra points, what is your favorite girly equipment? Tits and ass are such great attention getters but I suppose for your personal please it has to be all about the vag. But even so do you prefer the feeling of being filled or are you more of a clit girl? My first wife was multi-orgasmic from fucking alone, but no one since has been. I've had a couple gf's who really enjoyed anal, but they were pretty shy about it.

[Silver]

Opposite question to any gay men reading this.

What is wrong with vagina?

It is not a penis. Simple as that.

Girl parts simply do not turn me on. Never have.

[FlyingNarwhal]

I have a question... What the hell is wrong with penii?
Same question to straight men.

Opposite question to any straight women or gay men reading this.

Everyone should be bi. You straights and gays be discriminating!

As a hetero dude I asked myself the same question a while back, because I figured in the end a dick is just another piece of skin on a body, why should I dislike it? Logically being pansexual makes a lot of sense, but when it comes down to it I'm only attracted to women. I even tried some basic experimenting by myself. Made it a point to watch gay porn over the course of two weeks and....nothing. No desire at all. Even tried putting a couple of fingers up my ass but it didn't feel like anything special.

Unfortunately being straight isn't a choice.

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Question for the OP though. Like I said, I'm a straight guy. But gun to my head if I had to be fucked by a dude, I would go with Ryan Reynolds. So, if you had to fuck a guy who would it be?

[paulpablo]

I have a question... What the hell is wrong with penii?
Same question to straight men.

Opposite question to any straight women or gay men reading this.

Everyone should be bi. You straights and gays be discriminating!

As a hetero dude I asked myself the same question a while back, because I figured in the end a dick is just another piece of skin on a body, why should I dislike it? Logically being pansexual makes a lot of sense, but when it comes down to it I'm only attracted to women. I even tried some basic experimenting by myself. Made it a point to watch gay porn over the course of two weeks and....nothing. No desire at all. Even tried putting a couple of fingers up my ass but it didn't feel like anything special.

Unfortunately being straight isn't a choice.

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Question for the OP though. Like I said, I'm a straight guy. But gun to my head if I had to be fucked by a dude, I would go with Ryan Reynolds. So, if you had to fuck a guy who would it be?

It really took you two weeks to decide you didn't like watching gay porn? Were you trying to become gay for a reason? All I have to do is watch a man kiss another man and I feel disgusted and know it isn't for me.

[FlyingNarwhal]

It really took you two weeks to decide you didn't like watching gay porn? Were you trying to become gay for a reason? All I have to do is watch a man kiss another man and I feel disgusted and know it isn't for me.

Not really, but it was a goal I set previously. I was undergoing a sexual enlightenment process and trying open my mind to other things. So I didn't just start watching gay porn, it was planned. I made a conscious decision that if I was going to watch porn it was going to be gay porn for 2 weeks. Plus there's a bunch of different gay man on man porn too. For me the closest attraction with the gay porn came from the twinks, which is no surprise to me because they were pretty much as close to a woman as a guy can be. But I watched a lot of different porn over that year. I did the same process with tranny porn. Like I said, I'm a strictly hetero dude. But now I can watch a dude getting slammed in the ass or some tranny cock without feeling weird, averting my eyes, or desperately trying to close the browser window without looking. It doesn't excite me, but it doesn't gross me out now either.

[Rahul]

I like redheads, Asians, big breasts, prominent booties, etc.

If you find a red headed asian chick with big boobs can I get some pictures?

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

I'm a lesbian, and I'm pretty sure I'm the only one on here. Ask me anything. I'll reply as best I can.

Are you a butch lesbian or a girlish lesbian?

I'm kind of in the middle. I'm not super butch and I'm definitely not girly.

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I have a question... What the hell is wrong with penii?
Same question to straight men.

Opposite question to any straight women or gay men reading this.

Everyone should be bi. You straights and gays be discriminating!

There's nothing wrong with them. I just don't want to be touching them. It's icky.

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I like redheads, Asians, big breasts, prominent booties, etc.

If you find a red headed asian chick with big boobs can I get some pictures?

LOL, sure.

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Question for the OP though. Like I said, I'm a straight guy. But gun to my head if I had to be fucked by a dude, I would go with Ryan Reynolds. So, if you had to fuck a guy who would it be?

I would probably go with John Barrowman, but he's gay, too.

Or James Marsters

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How are you today?

I'm fine. I'm relieved not to have a hangover due to last night's activities.