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Batshit Crazy Motherfuckers
July 9, 2013 at 5:54 pm
God is punishing Colorado with wild fires because.....
(wait for it.....)
Quote:Swanson Links Gay Kiss and Women Wearing Hats and Pants to Colorado Forest Fires
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/sw...rest-fires
Apparently you have to be a psycho to love fucking jesus.
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RE: Batshit Crazy Motherfuckers
July 9, 2013 at 5:55 pm
(This post was last modified: July 9, 2013 at 5:55 pm by Brian37.)
Yea and this is new in theism insanity? Kiss my god's ass or else?
Pat Robertson and Falwell and Katrina, anyone?
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RE: Batshit Crazy Motherfuckers
July 9, 2013 at 5:56 pm
Quote:The two ultimately determined that the forest fires were linked to the state’s liberal abortion laws and the recent success of civil union legislation.
That makes sense. New York City has been hit by severe forest fires for every day since the 60s. We were wondering why that was...
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RE: Batshit Crazy Motherfuckers
July 9, 2013 at 6:13 pm
Here's the scary part: stupid of that magnitude breeds.
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RE: Batshit Crazy Motherfuckers
July 9, 2013 at 6:22 pm
Damn, but these guys are seriously fucked in the head. What is it about religious nuts and human sexuality. I mean, if what God creates is good, how is it that human sexuality is bad? What is with these people?
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RE: Batshit Crazy Motherfuckers
July 9, 2013 at 6:30 pm
My favorite was shithead Pat Robertson saying, in the aftermath of the election in which the Dover Pa school board was thrown out on their holy asses....
Quote:"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city."
Of course, a few days later it was fucking Kansas that got flattened by tornados.
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RE: Batshit Crazy Motherfuckers
July 9, 2013 at 6:34 pm
Meddling is what humanity is best at, for man cannot seem to be happy unless everyone else thinks exactly as he does.
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RE: Batshit Crazy Motherfuckers
July 10, 2013 at 1:42 pm
(July 9, 2013 at 6:30 pm)Minimalist Wrote: My favorite was shithead Pat Robertson saying, in the aftermath of the election in which the Dover Pa school board was thrown out on their holy asses....
Quote:"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city."
Of course, a few days later it was fucking Kansas that got flattened by tornados.
God has very poor aim. 
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RE: Batshit Crazy Motherfuckers
July 10, 2013 at 1:44 pm
Quote:Swanson Links Gay Kiss and Women Wearing Hats and Pants to Colorado Forest Fires
So, uh, all we have to do to get these wildfires under control is get women out of their pants, amiright?
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RE: Batshit Crazy Motherfuckers
July 10, 2013 at 2:27 pm
Pretty much, I guess.
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