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The Bible and the Quran - Condensed

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The Bible and the Quran - Condensed
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The Bible and the Quran - Condensed
July 19, 2013 at 1:10 pm
Here is a condensed version of the Old Testament:

Women are worthless
Every non-Jew will be killed by God

Here is condensed version of the Quran:

Women are worthless
Every non-Muslim will be killed by Allah

Hmm...I never knew they were so different!

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RE: The Bible and the Quran - Condensed
July 19, 2013 at 1:15 pm
Xtian version: Everyone who isn't one of us will burn in hell for eternity. Now, make sure to fork over your 10% to Holy Mother(fucking) Church!
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RE: The Bible and the Quran - Condensed
July 19, 2013 at 1:37 pm
You're right! I need to throw in the New Testament:

Family is worthless (Just read how many Times Jesus rejects family!)
Every non-Christian will burn in Hell

It's an improvement!
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RE: The Bible and the Quran - Condensed
July 19, 2013 at 1:40 pm
Condensed version of Dianetics:

Alien souls live in your body and you need to give us lots of money to get them out.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: The Bible and the Quran - Condensed
July 19, 2013 at 2:20 pm
(July 19, 2013 at 1:10 pm)Beta Ray Bill Wrote: Here is a condensed version of the Old Testament:

Women are worthless
Every non-Jew will be killed by God

Here is condensed version of the Quran:

Women are worthless
Every non-Muslim will be killed by Allah

Hmm...I never knew they were so different!

Thinking

love it!

don't forget the 'one ruler' idea, tyrantss
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