Happy Blasphemy Day! :D

[Edwardo Piet]

Happy fucking blasphemy day!

Cunt shit fuck bastard, God is a non-existent fuck.

Never heard of blasphemy day before...I wish every day was blasphemy day, I would behave as if it was, but some of the people I know don't like swearing so I get shouted at for being myself which sux, - even my family don't like it... at least if it's excessive, and they're not religious! (Although none of them label themselves atheist but me).

EvF

[Rhizomorph13]

EvF,

You need no expletives to blaspheme, and you DO blaspheme every day! Blasphemy is in your heart along with Satan and Jesus (only if you accept and do not then reject him - patent pending).

Rhizo

[Edwardo Piet]

I know you don't need expletives to blaspheme...but expletives make it so much more fun

I mean, which is more fun? "God!", "Oh God", "God Damnit" ,"Damnit", "Damn", etc....or "Fucking God the retarded non-existent toss-pot. Jesus-Titty-Fucking shitballs Christ on a motherfucking Quad Bike, God is a non-existent loon. " I mean...I enjoyed that. Lol.

EvF

[Ace Otana]

I know you don't need expletives to blaspheme...but expletives make it so much more fun

I mean, which is more fun? "God!", "Oh God", "God Damnit" ,"Damnit", "Damn", etc....or "Fucking God the retarded non-existent toss-pot. Jesus-Titty-Fucking shitballs Christ on a motherfucking Quad Bike, God is a non-existent loon. " I mean...I enjoyed that. Lol.

EvF

Keep going EvF! Keep blaspheming!

You wanna help me renail jesus to the cross?
God is a mass murdering psychopath and jesus is the bollock talking jackarse of the century. I need to look up more insulting and blasphemous things to say. I'm usually better than this!

[chatpilot]

Matthew 12:31
Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.

The bible allows us to blapheme but that last one as you can see is unforgivable.I do hereby declare that God does not exist in any way, shape or form,that Jesus Christ is a fictional character,and that the Holy Ghost is a lying sack of shit!!

Happy Blasphemy day !!!

[Godless]

Yah it's easy to blaspheme against the Christian God with a few expletives etc but I don't hear anyone here blaspheming against Allah. Too scared to get a big fat wah hock:

Is Blaspheme day just for OUR sweet, dear little God?
Any takers?
Albert.

[chatpilot]

Allah is the creation of a bunch of mental midget fanatic ass holes in the middle east.He is a murderous bastard for rewarding all those dumb ass fanatics with 75 raisins or is it grapes instead of virgins when they give their life for him.

[Edwardo Piet]

All God's that have ever existed are a load of fucking non-existent cunts, that won't show themselves. I'm not fucking surprised that they don't - they can't if they don't exist!!


Haha "God's" what a crap idea to dream up that was. Fuck whoever thought of it must have been very drunk at a very heavy booze-up party. God is a complete total and utter fucking cunty bastard from hell, yep, especially if we're talking Yahweh... - From Hell!! Because Yahweh is far more an evil bastard fucker than Satan is, and since Hell is supposed to be the worst place ever, Yahweh must be from hell!! Heck, maybe Yahweh IS Satan. Maybe Satan of the Bible is Yahweh when he's in a good mood! Cos holy fuck, Yahweh is a fucking evil, evil, evil EVIL bastard fucking cunt-faced shit-head if anything is!!! If anything is...It's Yahweh.

But fuck-me, even a DEIST God, is fucking retarded. I dunno whether blaspheming them counts - but FUCKING hell, by Christ the fucking shit - HOW RETARDED, is the idea of a God being so super-fucking powerful and creating the universe, and then being a total fucking 100% lazy fucker after that? If he's got that power, he should fucking use it!!! Why create stuff and then do fuck all afterwards?!

But obviously, as well as just being much more improbable, theist God's are way more fucktarded. I mean why the fuck get so fucking specific?!?!?! Each God is a slight variation of the same bullshit!! I mean it's as retarded as the fact that each Religion seems to think it requires a different fucking hat!!! WHY?!?! Lmfao.

"God", all gods, all their prophets, and religion in general....

...Is: A load of fucking pile of cunty bollock shite that is a load of utter fucking crap, a total and utter waste of fucking time to spent your life on, a total complete and utter monumental mass of garganuan smegma...in a bag. What a load of shite. The fucking insane idiocy of fucking idiotic insanity that is Religion...eh?

Phew, thank fuck it's blasphemy day. Cos that might have been a bit excessive (not for me, but maybe for some people haha).

EDIT: Just pointing out that what I said above, is just me blaspheming or a laugh. I am deliberately making a strawman and am more or less just stereotyping myself as I blaspheme away. I am not trying to provide logical arguments.

Just pointed that out because it seems on another thread, that fr0d0 didn't seem to realize that, and I thought I'd edit this post and make it clear...just in case others don't get it. I don't know if it qualifies as Satire? I have trouble defining satire sometimes lol.

EvF

[fr0d0]

Is Blaspheme day just for OUR sweet, dear little God?

It's actually intended for Allah but what the FSM!

[chatpilot]

Oh fuck I just realized I am eternally fucked according to the scripture I qouted. Fuck God for making such a stupid ass commandment and Jesus for dying on the cross when I did not ask for his sacrifice nor took any part in his execution.If all that shit were true I would rather die in a prison war camp than submit my life to these make believe diety's