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Can we just laugh at Ken Ham for a bit?
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RE: Can we just laugh at Ken Ham for a bit?
August 20, 2013 at 12:01 pm
(August 20, 2013 at 6:15 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Basically the hamster is saying that no matter what the actual evidence says, you should still go with the bible because a comforting lie is better than the uncomfortable truth.

Much like those moronic Catholics in California with their weeping tree.

Even when presented with the proven explanation that the tears of the tree are in fact aphid shit, they still prefer the lie.

Because reality is a big,cold scary place and we are much happier here in the nursery.

This is my quote of the day for THE HAM:

“It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.” Carl Sagan.

My guess is he doesn't really consider anything other than the bullshit rattling around in his tiny brain.
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RE: Can we just laugh at Ken Ham for a bit?
August 20, 2013 at 12:07 pm
Ham is the personification of this comment.

Quote:“No one in this world has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. ”

--H. L. Mencken
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RE: Can we just laugh at Ken Ham for a bit?
August 20, 2013 at 2:33 pm (This post was last modified: August 20, 2013 at 2:34 pm by Cyberman.)
I don't know about laughing at Ken Ham, I'd be more inclined to vomit all over him. Sorry but I genuinely find him the single most odiously repugnant man I have ever had the misfortune of seeing - and we have a town tramp who lives in a bin and only changed his trousers once when he'd filled up the pair he was wearing (which weren't exactly empty themselves when he first found them). It's not for the man himself that I react in this semi-digestatorial way but for the poison in his tongue.

There's an infamous video clip which I won't post but which is freely available if anyone has the stomach to look. He is indoctrinating a lecture hall full of young children and the clip shows him prompting them for the responses he wants. The exchange goes like this:

Ham: Have the scientists always been there?

Kids: No!

Ham: No... who's always been there?

Kids: God!

Ham: Who should you trust first, God or the scientists?

Kids: God!

Ham: God! And I want you to remember that!

Emphasis mine.
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RE: Can we just laugh at Ken Ham for a bit?
August 20, 2013 at 2:46 pm
But, but... Stimbo he has a special connection with god! A poor excuse for indoctrination. That video is what I consider painfull.
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RE: Can we just laugh at Ken Ham for a bit?
August 21, 2013 at 2:47 am
Poor hamster...had to go to America because Australia just kept laughing at him...but he showded us dinty?
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RE: Can we just laugh at Ken Ham for a bit?
August 21, 2013 at 5:22 am
But one point the hamster(probably unintentionally) makes is that all of the attempts to prove the bible by the creation "scientists" are in vain.

That you can't actually produce ANY evidence for creation and must therefore rely on faith alone.

So, Lisle, Hovind, Baumgarten, Comfort and all the rest of your sorry crew....

Give it up, even the hamster thinks you've failed.
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RE: Can we just laugh at Ken Ham for a bit?
August 22, 2013 at 12:20 am
Not that we should be laughing at someone getting struck by lightning, but the location here is just too perfect...
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RE: Can we just laugh at Ken Ham for a bit?
August 22, 2013 at 12:30 am
Shocking!

(Come on; someone had to say it!)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Can we just laugh at Ken Ham for a bit?
August 22, 2013 at 2:13 am
Quote:Let’s get this out of the way: I really hope the person hit by the lightning bolt is okay.


How "okay" could he be? He was standing on line to get into the fucking creation museum. Apparently even "god" thought he was an asshole.
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RE: Can we just laugh at Ken Ham for a bit?
August 22, 2013 at 2:49 am
(August 20, 2013 at 2:33 pm)Stimbo Wrote: There's an infamous video clip which I won't post but which is freely available if anyone has the stomach to look. He is indoctrinating a lecture hall full of young children and the clip shows him prompting them for the responses he wants. The exchange goes like this:



Yeah, it gives me bad, bad shivers every time I hear/see that particular clip.. Sad
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