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[split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
#51
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 21, 2013 at 6:12 am)Mark Dreher Wrote: I hardly doubt, you have run into ANYONE, even remotely, like me.

I am a one off.

One of a kind.

And then some.

Actually, people like you are a dime a dozen, unfortunately.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
#52
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 21, 2013 at 6:59 am)Mark Dreher Wrote:
(August 21, 2013 at 6:17 am)Darwinian Wrote: So, let me see if I can get this straight in my head.. The true God is actually a woman and you have married her making you God also. Or, if you like, the King of reality. What husband number are you then?

If you look at my website, God calls me "Enoch". And Enoch, is "the best friend of God". From the bible. God's companion. Sometimes, called Jesus. Every time I die, God "replants me". Into another human body. Over and over, she reuses my spirit. We have been together, for a long time. And we will always be, together.

A team.

Well, better luck next lifetime then Great
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#53
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 21, 2013 at 7:04 am)Faith No More Wrote:
(August 21, 2013 at 6:12 am)Mark Dreher Wrote: I hardly doubt, you have run into ANYONE, even remotely, like me.

I am a one off.

One of a kind.

And then some.

Actually, people like you are a dime a dozen, unfortunately.



Really???

Someone else wrote a new bible?

Cover to cover

Stem to stern.

I was not aware of that.

Learn something new everyday.
#54
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
Why were you not aware of that? I thought you're the second coming or something, I expect you to be more knowledgeable about who's playing in your own house.

Proof that god isn't omniscient.
#55
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 21, 2013 at 8:17 am)Mark Dreher Wrote: Really???

Someone else wrote a new bible?

Cover to cover

Stem to stern.

I was not aware of that.

Learn something new everyday.

I guess I know more than god. What does that make me?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
#56
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
Haven't you seen the LOLcat bible?

Way more intellectual than the mindless drivel you've spewed forth.
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
#57
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 21, 2013 at 4:05 am)Mark Dreher Wrote: You know, technically, you are my child.

And, I am your Father.
Luke!


Oop, that's it.... now see what you gone and made me do! Sad
#58
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
He's just like god in a way: only makes claims but doesn't hang around to answer follow up questions.
#59
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 21, 2013 at 9:07 am)pineapplebunnybounce Wrote: He's just like god in a way: only makes claims but doesn't hang around to answer follow up questions.




I will answer any questions that you have.

But, I am not a psychic.

You have to actually ask them.

Now, what can I do for you?
#60
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 21, 2013 at 5:46 am)Mark Dreher Wrote: The "Shekinah", is God, your mother. The womb, who created you. And I am married, to the Shekinah.

No. My mother is not called Shekinah, nor are you married to her.

Quote:Would work in your brain better.

My thoughts in my brain work just fine, but your I'm frankly worried about.

(August 21, 2013 at 6:12 am)Mark Dreher Wrote: I hardly doubt, you have run into ANYONE, even remotely, like me.

Yes, yes, you're so special and unique. Just like everyone else.
And yes, we have had plenty of your kith around here, and no, you are no different.

(August 21, 2013 at 6:59 am)Mark Dreher Wrote: If you look at my website, God calls me "Enoch".

God uses the Internet nowadays? How quaint.

Quote:Every time I die, God "replants me".

Wait.. I thought you were a Christian. Don't you know that rebirth is more for e.g. Buddhists and Hindus?

Quote:Over and over, she reuses my spirit.

If that were true, we would have found a being that is even crazier than you.

Quote:We have been together, for a long time. And we will always be, together. A team.

Why can't you be one of those cult cuckoos, who prefer to stay in isolation? You know, find a nice cottage in the middle of nowhere, and never interact with other people? There you two could stay forever.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura




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