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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 22, 2013 at 6:21 am
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(August 22, 2013 at 6:15 am)Darwinian Wrote: Do'ya think you could force yourself to write in paragraphs, as a kindness to others as the way you're writing now is not as easy to read and takes up a lot of space. How about it?
One would think that it would take less effort than pressing return like a mad man.. Oh well.
EDIT: Because I'm a good person, I googled a couple of work sheets for your benefit (and ours):
http://www.englishmaven.org/Pages/Punctuation.htm
http://www.englishforeveryone.org/Topics...ection.htm
http://www.englishleap.com/other-resourc...iting-tips
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 22, 2013 at 6:41 am
I'm sorry - I've tried wading through this guy's shit, I really have. But all I see is:
It rubs, the lotion
On its skin
Or else, it gets
The hose
Again
Far as I see it, Dreher, you're either trying to come off as far more creepy and intimidating than might be considered normal in a sane human being, in which case I suggest you knock it off; or you actually are that creepy and intimidating in what passes for real life for you, in which case you need industrial strength help like no-one ever has before. I seriously hope you're just trolling us, for everyone's sake.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 22, 2013 at 7:36 am
Bored with this clown already.
He's not even slightly entertaining.
Might be time for Mjölnir.
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 22, 2013 at 8:01 am
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Hell, gotta join em'
if you can't beat them
with a stick.
Writing like this
makes what I say
seem .. portentous like
syrup poured high on
a toaster waffle.
Seriously ..
what are we to do with
you Buffalo Bill?
We can't let you
keep skinning our women.
I can't tell you what we'll do
until we've done it.
Expect something epic.
Time to pop a can of
old testament on yo ass
sucka.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 22, 2013 at 8:03 am
(August 22, 2013 at 6:15 am)Darwinian Wrote: Do'ya think you could force yourself to write in paragraphs, as a kindness to others as the way you're writing now is not as easy to read and takes up a lot of space. How about it?
How dare you
Impose your will
Upon the son of god.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 22, 2013 at 8:45 am
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I travel the land
Asking rides from kind strangers
I'm a hitchhaiku.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 22, 2013 at 8:48 am
At least it's not tl;dr. I've been coming across alot of that shizz on the interwebs, lately.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 22, 2013 at 8:59 am
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(August 22, 2013 at 8:45 am)Stimbo Wrote: I travel the land
Asking rides from kind strangers
I'm a hitchhaiku. There we go!
I say from now on we respond to this guy only in Haiku.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 22, 2013 at 9:04 am
I thought I would try
To write an haiku
But I don't know where to start.
(Yes, I recycled it. Well spotted, eagle scouts!)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 22, 2013 at 9:19 am
Why respond at all
This guy won't converse with us
Boring monologue
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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