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[split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 22, 2013 at 6:15 am)Darwinian Wrote: Do'ya think you could force yourself to write in paragraphs, as a kindness to others as the way you're writing now is not as easy to read and takes up a lot of space. How about it?

One would think that it would take less effort than pressing return like a mad man.. Oh well.

EDIT: Because I'm a good person, I googled a couple of work sheets for your benefit (and ours):

http://www.englishmaven.org/Pages/Punctuation.htm
http://www.englishforeveryone.org/Topics...ection.htm
http://www.englishleap.com/other-resourc...iting-tips
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
I'm sorry - I've tried wading through this guy's shit, I really have. But all I see is:

It rubs, the lotion

On its skin

Or else, it gets

The hose

Again

Far as I see it, Dreher, you're either trying to come off as far more creepy and intimidating than might be considered normal in a sane human being, in which case I suggest you knock it off; or you actually are that creepy and intimidating in what passes for real life for you, in which case you need industrial strength help like no-one ever has before. I seriously hope you're just trolling us, for everyone's sake.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
Bored with this clown already.

He's not even slightly entertaining.

Might be time for Mjölnir.
[Image: mybannerglitter06eee094.gif]
If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
Hell, gotta join em'

if you can't beat them

with a stick.

Writing like this

makes what I say

seem .. portentous like

syrup poured high on

a toaster waffle.

Seriously ..

what are we to do with

you Buffalo Bill?

We can't let you

keep skinning our women.

I can't tell you what we'll do

until we've done it.

Expect something epic.

Time to pop a can of

old testament on yo ass

sucka.
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 22, 2013 at 6:15 am)Darwinian Wrote: Do'ya think you could force yourself to write in paragraphs, as a kindness to others as the way you're writing now is not as easy to read and takes up a lot of space. How about it?

How dare you

Impose your will

Upon the son of god.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
I travel the land

Asking rides from kind strangers

I'm a hitchhaiku.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
At least it's not tl;dr. I've been coming across alot of that shizz on the interwebs, lately.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 22, 2013 at 8:45 am)Stimbo Wrote: I travel the land

Asking rides from kind strangers

I'm a hitchhaiku.
There we go!
I say from now on we respond to this guy only in Haiku.
Tongue
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
I thought I would try

To write an haiku

But I don't know where to start.

(Yes, I recycled it. Well spotted, eagle scouts!)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
Why respond at all

This guy won't converse with us

Boring monologue
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura




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