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Why does god say "No Sex" during prayer?
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RE: Why does god say "No Sex" during prayer?
(September 3, 2013 at 12:34 pm)ronedee Wrote: You have a smoke! We have a prayer!Cool Shades

Let me tell you, sex is a lot more fun when you don't feel compelled to apologize to imaginary sky monsters after you finish.
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#12
RE: Why does god say "No Sex" during prayer?
(September 3, 2013 at 7:38 am)Brakeman Wrote: I do some of my best praying while having sex.

Did she hear your prayers and forgive you?

(September 3, 2013 at 10:00 am)John V Wrote:
(September 3, 2013 at 7:38 am)Brakeman Wrote: I do some of my best praying while having sex.
I feel sorry for your partner (if you have one that is).

Rapture with an imaginary friend is more of a X-tain thing than an atheist thing.


(September 3, 2013 at 12:34 pm)ronedee Wrote: You have a smoke! We have a prayer!Cool Shades

Only a catholic would image a voyeur to give thanks to.
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#13
RE: Why does god say "No Sex" during prayer?
At least both theists and atheists can appreciate a discussion concerning sex.
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RE: Why does god say "No Sex" during prayer?
I've always thought it pretty unfair that it is considered good form to shout, 'OhGodOhGodOhGod' during sex, but bad form to shout 'OhSexOhSexOhSex' during church services.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Why does god say "No Sex" during prayer?
(September 3, 2013 at 7:38 am)Brakeman Wrote: 1 Corinthians 7:5

New Living Translation (NLT)

5 Do not deprive each other of sexual relations, unless you both agree to refrain from sexual intimacy for a limited time so you can give yourselves more completely to prayer. Afterward, you should come together again so that Satan won’t be able to tempt you because of your lack of self-control.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?sea...ersion=NLT

Can theists here explain the prohibition of sex while praying? I do some of my best praying while having sex.

U no reedie d englishie?

"unless you both agree to refrain from sexual intimacy.."

If yes then what does it mean "unless you both agree to refrain from sexual intimacy?"
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#16
RE: Why does god say "No Sex" during prayer?
Drippy prays that his wrist doesn't start hurting.
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RE: Why does god say "No Sex" during prayer?
(September 3, 2013 at 9:26 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Drippy prays that his wrist doesn't start hurting.

elbow
Wink
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RE: Why does god say "No Sex" during prayer?
(September 3, 2013 at 9:20 pm)Drich Wrote: U no reedie d englishie?

You're kidding, right, Drich? This coming from someone who spells "sacrifice" "sacerfice"? "Possibly" "possiably"?
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RE: Why does god say "No Sex" during prayer?
(September 3, 2013 at 9:27 pm)Drich Wrote:
(September 3, 2013 at 9:26 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Drippy prays that his wrist doesn't start hurting.

elbow
Wink

Consider "Tommy John" surgery.
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#20
RE: Why does god say "No Sex" during prayer?
To play devil's advocate for a moment, it's very possible that Drich's grasp of the English language is decent enough, but he simply types so fast and neglects to spell-check afterwards. This, of course, is all speculation on my part.

However.

I have noticed that when theists, such as Drich or GC, present their arguments with spelling errors, the grammar and spelling Nazis tend to step out of the shadows, distracting from the real issues with their claims. On the other hand, I know that there have been many occasions where I'll either misspell something or omit a word here or there, but none of my fellow atheists see fit to correct me in that moment.

Just sayin'.
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