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Proof of God

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#21
RE: Proof of God
September 11, 2013 at 6:09 pm
(September 11, 2013 at 1:57 pm)Deckard Wrote: Seriously strong cheddar... No fucking about!


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#22
RE: Proof of God
September 11, 2013 at 6:11 pm
Omg He said a curse word! Time to curl up and cry in the company of a priest.
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#23
RE: Proof of God
September 11, 2013 at 6:15 pm
(September 11, 2013 at 2:25 pm)Ryantology Wrote: Science constructs buildings, sandwiches knock them down.

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RE: Proof of God
September 11, 2013 at 8:02 pm
(September 11, 2013 at 3:53 pm)Jiggerj Wrote: I LOVE Jesus! Oops, sorry. I meant I love cheeses!

Cheeses? Christ...
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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#25
RE: Proof of God
September 11, 2013 at 8:41 pm
If God were real you would've had meat.
ronedee Wrote:Science doesn't have a good explaination for water

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#26
RE: Proof of God
September 11, 2013 at 8:51 pm
Clearly the miracle of the sammich is a sign from Ceiling Cat (Cheeze Be Upon Him). He was testing you to see if you would eated it, like He did with Abranom, and you obviously failed the test. On the other hand, you gained a sammich, so the message here must be that sometimes being a runner-up beats winning.

(September 11, 2013 at 1:34 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Notice how the OP downplays what style cheese?

Bloody convenient. I'm gonna guess aged Swiss...for multiple reasons.

Unfortunately, there are far too many holes in that theory.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#27
RE: Proof of God
September 11, 2013 at 9:59 pm
(September 11, 2013 at 6:15 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote:
(September 11, 2013 at 2:25 pm)Ryantology Wrote: Science constructs buildings, sandwiches knock them down.

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Really? Tut Tut

Sorry, I should have included the disclaimer.

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