WTF Bible

[Minimalist]

Oh Max..you silly.

Don't you know that the god they invent can do ANYTHING?

That's why the shitheads find it such a useful argument.....with 4 year olds.

[The Reality Salesman01]

Is it not strange that god is supposed to have fucked his mum.

Yeah! Lol, I never thought about it like that, but it's pretty funny. Let's put it all together now...

Jesus impregnated Mary with himself, then talked himself into killing himself, to save us from himself.

That's a cute story.

[Zone]

I think only the Mormon God was supposed to physically fuck Mary with an actual cock. Otherwise I think was just Holy energy that beamed in.

[Lemonvariable72]

I think only the Mormon God was supposed to physically fuck Mary with an actual cock. Otherwise I think was just Holy energy that beamed in.

Some virgin

[Brian37]

God loves to watch men fuck their daughters.

[Minimalist]

Is it not strange that god is supposed to have fucked his mum.

Yeah! Lol, I never thought about it like that, but it's pretty funny. Let's put it all together now...

Jesus impregnated Mary with himself, then talked himself into killing himself, to save us from himself.

That's a cute story.

Save this for future reference.

[DeistPaladin]

My favorite: The Tower of Babel story.

Genesis 11:4-9 And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven [1] ; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth. And the LORD came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men builded. And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do [2] . Go to, let us go down [3], and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech. So the LORD scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: and they left off to build the city [4] .

So, to review: (from footnotes above)

1. You can build a tower that can reach into Heaven
2. Yahweh became frightened
3. Yahweh spoke to himself in the plural form
4. Languages didn't evolve, they were created spontaneously.

[Lemonvariable72]

My favorite: The Tower of Babel story.

Genesis 11:4-9 And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven [1] ; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth. And the LORD came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men builded. And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do [2] . Go to, let us go down [3], and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech. So the LORD scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: and they left off to build the city [4] .

So, to review: (from footnotes above)

1. You can build a tower that can reach into Heaven
2. Yahweh became frightened
3. Yahweh spoke to himself in the plural form
4. Languages didn't evolve, they were created spontaneously.

I actually consider that story to be an example of he evil god is.
Imagine the entire human united with a purpose, something men have lusted for sense ancient times. There purpose to build the greatest tower ever known. It must have been beautiful. But instead of seeing beauty, ingenuity, skill, and the blood, sweat, and tears of the men building it he sees fit too take it away, why? Because he feels threatened that humanity too may be gods some day. Pathetic

[Tonus]

I actually consider that story to be an example of he evil god is.
Imagine the entire human united with a purpose, something men have lusted for sense ancient times. There purpose to build the greatest tower ever known. It must have been beautiful. But instead of seeing beauty, ingenuity, skill, and the blood, sweat, and tears of the men building it he sees fit too take it away, why? Because he feels threatened that humanity too may be gods some day. Pathetic

...and then he spends the next X thousand years waiting for humanity to unite behind a common purpose.

[DeistPaladin]

I actually consider that story to be an example of he evil god is.
Imagine the entire human united with a purpose, something men have lusted for sense ancient times. There purpose to build the greatest tower ever known. It must have been beautiful. But instead of seeing beauty, ingenuity, skill, and the blood, sweat, and tears of the men building it he sees fit too take it away, why? Because he feels threatened that humanity too may be gods some day. Pathetic

I'm suddenly reminded of the old "less filling" "tastes great" beer commercials.

"Absurd!"
"Evil!"
"Absurd!"
"Evil!"
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