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Most Holy Water Harbors Fecal Matter
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Most Holy Water Harbors Fecal Matter
September 17, 2013 at 5:01 pm
Thought you devil-infested rogues would get a chuckle out of this:

http://healthyliving.msn.com/blogs/daily...34&_nwpt=1

I know, I won't be slurping up the Holy Water any longer. I always thought that strange burning feeling was the demons inside me getting cooked by the Holy Water. Now, it seems the pains are due to e coli. Ewwwww.
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RE: Most Holy Water Harbors Fecal Matter
September 17, 2013 at 5:02 pm
We got a chuckle out of it from the two members who beat you to posting it as well. Big Grin
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RE: Most Holy Water Harbors Fecal Matter
September 17, 2013 at 5:07 pm
(September 17, 2013 at 5:02 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: We got a chuckle out of it from the two members who beat you to posting it as well. Big Grin

Grrrr. Hate it when that happens.
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RE: Most Holy Water Harbors Fecal Matter
September 17, 2013 at 5:13 pm
(September 17, 2013 at 5:07 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:
(September 17, 2013 at 5:02 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: We got a chuckle out of it from the two members who beat you to posting it as well. Big Grin

Grrrr. Hate it when that happens.

What? Shit? Smile
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RE: Most Holy Water Harbors Fecal Matter
September 17, 2013 at 5:24 pm
"Holy Shit"

lol
“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.” - Marcus Aurelius
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RE: Most Holy Water Harbors Fecal Matter
September 18, 2013 at 9:37 am
Seems like more Catholics need to wash their hands after taking a holy shit.

I always thought I was paranoid about using a paper towel to open the door to a public restroom until I noticed how many guys leave without washing their hands. Not just e-coli but I don't want to get ghonnasyphaherpelmydia from someone because they didn't want to take a few seconds to wash their hands after draining the lizard. I don't know, maybe I am a bit paranoid.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Most Holy Water Harbors Fecal Matter
September 18, 2013 at 11:48 am
(September 17, 2013 at 5:01 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Thought you devil-infested rogues would get a chuckle out of this:

http://healthyliving.msn.com/blogs/daily...34&_nwpt=1

I know, I won't be slurping up the Holy Water any longer. I always thought that strange burning feeling was the demons inside me getting cooked by the Holy Water. Now, it seems the pains are due to e coli. Ewwwww.

So do most door knobs and handles...
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RE: Most Holy Water Harbors Fecal Matter
September 18, 2013 at 12:40 pm
Yes, but bacteria live longer in water than they do on dry surfaces.
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RE: Most Holy Water Harbors Fecal Matter
September 18, 2013 at 1:43 pm
(September 18, 2013 at 9:37 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Seems like more Catholics need to wash their hands after taking a holy shit.

I always thought I was paranoid about using a paper towel to open the door to a public restroom until I noticed how many guys leave without washing their hands. Not just e-coli but I don't want to get ghonnasyphaherpelmydia from someone because they didn't want to take a few seconds to wash their hands after draining the lizard. I don't know, maybe I am a bit paranoid.

I do that too. I get annoyed when there isn't a garbage can next to the door in public bathrooms because where am I supposed to dispose of the paper towel after I open the door?
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RE: Most Holy Water Harbors Fecal Matter
September 18, 2013 at 2:05 pm (This post was last modified: September 18, 2013 at 2:05 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
Leaving without washing after urinating is bad enough, but it's really disgusting when you see someone leave without washing after using one of the stalls.

I'm so glad we have our 3-year-old son trained to wash his hands EVERY time he uses the bathroom. And he does.
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