Where goes god get his morality from?

[Doubting Thomas]

Don't have to God's counting down the time and it's going quickly, we'll see who's scared when Christ returns.

Oh yeah, I'm quaking in my boots. Whenever this Jesus guy comes back, give me a call. Until then, don't bother.

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Pft. Even if that actually did happen, Christianity is so enormously fractured that at least two thirds of you, and probably a great deal more, would shun him as a masquerade of Satan or something the second he said or did something that doesn't conform to what you are certain he should be like.

Not only that, he won't be the white, blonde haired, blue eyed Jesus (like in your avatar) that American Christians always think he is. He'd be one of those dirty brown middle easterners that Christians tend to be afraid of so much.

[Violet]

I'm wondering, if our morals are from god and imbued by him, then what imbued his morals?

I did.



I think he'd look great with tentacles. On his elbows. What do you think?

[Esquilax]

Just the elbows?

That's a criminal lack of tentacles, in my book.