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RE: Ages of Athiests
September 26, 2013 at 1:40 pm
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Late 30's physically.
Early 20's mentally. Or maybe early teens. I'm not very mature for my age. At least I try not to be.
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RE: Ages of Athiests
September 26, 2013 at 1:44 pm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Ages of Athiests
September 26, 2013 at 2:19 pm
Man, I didn't realize I was such a relative whippersnapper, having turned 31 two months ago.
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RE: Ages of Athiests
September 26, 2013 at 2:25 pm
Well so far I nearly the youngest.....even though i act older.
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RE: Ages of Athiests
September 26, 2013 at 2:38 pm
Pff come on blade. Everyone knows I'm the most mature of them all. That, and humble.
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RE: Ages of Athiests
September 26, 2013 at 2:40 pm
Well I always say this, "I am perfect, my mistakes are merely misunderstood perfect choices and decisions."
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RE: Ages of Athiests
September 26, 2013 at 3:03 pm
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(September 26, 2013 at 2:40 pm)bladevalant546 Wrote: Well I always say this, "I am perfect, my mistakes are merely misunderstood perfect choices and decisions."
Interestingly enough, that is the same argument theists try to sell us about god.
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RE: Ages of Athiests
September 26, 2013 at 3:05 pm
I was grown in a tub. My growth is represented by approximately 2x^(t/6).