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Where is heaven located now?

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Where is heaven located now?
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RE: Where is heaven located now?
October 2, 2013 at 11:26 pm (This post was last modified: October 2, 2013 at 11:30 pm by Searching4truth.)
Heaven is the nothingness that you dont get to experience cause you're, well..... dead. Who's gonna care about gold and pearls when one experiences death. Everyone's going to die... it's the ironic but inevitable part of life. I dont need a pretty little picture painted for me of a fairy tale to accept that. Once you really use your brain and step back with an open mind, you see that sham for what it is. Thats when the real shackles fall off. Unless you wanna stay in the matrix... I find it funny how their view and understanding of heaven evolves(uh oh, I used a bad word) parallel with our capacity of philosophy.
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RE: Where is heaven located now?
October 2, 2013 at 11:37 pm
Quote:Remember even the Romans made Cement stronger and more versitiale and able to work under heavier loads and last longer than anything currently being used.

Remember Drippy that one of the uses you claim for Roman concrete is to build arenas to throw sorry-assed xtians to the lions.
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RE: Where is heaven located now?
October 3, 2013 at 8:12 pm
I guess drippy is off trying to find a physicist that might agree with him. He might try looking for one at Bob Jones or Liberty U. Perhaps he could get one in that basement doctorate program that Ken Hamm went to!
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RE: Where is heaven located now?
October 3, 2013 at 8:30 pm
(October 2, 2013 at 10:42 am)John V Wrote: Just head toward hell, then turn 180 degrees.

Drich said heaven was in another dimension, so is hell then too since we can turn 180 degrees from it to get there?

The next obvious question is how to get to another dimension.
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RE: Where is heaven located now?
October 3, 2013 at 8:49 pm
(October 2, 2013 at 1:22 pm)Drich Wrote:
(October 2, 2013 at 1:07 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: You think that the structure of the universe changed 6000 years ago??

Again the Garden of Eden was a preserve a sanctuary, that was created apart from the rest of the world It's sky could have very well have been vaulted. especially if science is correct is assuming that the earth was unlivable or most of it's existence.

God created a garden and covered it to protect everything in it till the rest of the planet matured.

Yikers, really goes to show what lengths theists will go to defend their position.
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RE: Where is heaven located now?
October 3, 2013 at 8:52 pm
HAY GUSY I FOUND THE GARDEN OF EDEN

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RE: Where is heaven located now?
October 3, 2013 at 9:15 pm
it's smaller than I imagined. god must have finally taken the tree of knowledge of god and evil
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RE: Where is heaven located now?
October 3, 2013 at 9:23 pm
(October 3, 2013 at 9:15 pm)Searching4truth Wrote: it's smaller than I imagined. god must have finally taken the tree of knowledge of god and evil

The fucker forgot to plant it.
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RE: Where is heaven located now?
October 3, 2013 at 9:34 pm
I wonder what ever happened to that tree and the talking snake. Did they evolve? Did Eve do other things with that talking snake?
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RE: Where is heaven located now?
October 3, 2013 at 9:39 pm
(October 3, 2013 at 9:34 pm)Brakeman Wrote: I wonder what ever happened to that tree and the talking snake. Did they evolve? Did Eve do other things with that talking snake?

Giggity.
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