Make Up An Atheist Joke

[freedomfromforum]

So, it's Saturday afternoon and my wife is
going into the bedroom to take a nap. I told
her to get some rest and I gave her a gentle
kiss. She seemed grateful that I'd be so
agreeable to her napping during "our" time,
(we spend Saturdays together), and she
asked why I was so amiable toward her need.
I told her that I didn't mind her taking a
nap because it gives me a chance to watch
some atheist porn online. She chuckled,
and she asked "What's atheist porn?" I
told her that it's pretty much the same as
the porn that christians watch, but that when
the actors are cumming they cry out...

"OH NO GOD! OH NO GOD! OH NO GOD!"

My wife was laughing so hard she was
crying. I love my wife.

[Captain Colostomy]

Similarly, my wife says 'Oh god, no' whenever I mention sex.

[DeistPaladin]

A deist joke, if it's not too off topic.

A bacteria cell stands on a soap box on a street corner in the petri dish. He tells every bacteria cell that passes by about his personal relationship with The Great Labcoat in the sky.

[Angrboda]

I don't have a joke, but I can pass along some good advice. Never play 'knock-knock' with Jesus, because he's always forgets the second part.

[Minimalist]

Why did the Atheist cross the road?

He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis.



How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.

[Angrboda]

Why did the Christian cross the road?

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Lord only knows.

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