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You are ruining the image of Atheists!
#91
RE: You are ruining the image of Atheists!
(October 8, 2013 at 4:25 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:
(October 8, 2013 at 4:16 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I think this guy is mainly a bullshit artist.

Yes, so let's put him to The Question (a nice old Catholic term):

Will you blaspheme against the Holy Spirit? The one unpardonable sin?

That would prove you are an atheist and not a dirty, lying Christer!

Quote:And anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man, it will be forgiven him; but to him who blasphemes against the Holy Spirit, it will not be forgiven (Luke 12:10).

So, will you join me in saying "fuck the Holy Spirit! I, (insert name here) proudly do proclaim my blasphemy against the Holy Fucking Spirit! That virgin-fucking ghost! Keep your filthy paws to yourself for christsake! Ye olde Godly pervert!"

Or choose your own personal blasphemy. Please note, personal blasphemies will require approval by the Atheist Holy (Fucking) Spirit Blasphemy Committee. Current turnaround time, we're looking at about a week. Best to go with one of the standard blasphemes to prove thine atheist credentials.

True Christians are not allowed to hide their religion. I deny the holy spirit.
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#92
RE: You are ruining the image of Atheists!
What the creator of this thread is doing here is calling you all "stupid fat Hobbitsis". You ruinsisis it!



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Not that there was that much there to ruin, barely any meat on them.
Come all ye faithful joyful and triumphant.
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#93
RE: You are ruining the image of Atheists!
(October 8, 2013 at 4:27 pm)CleanShavenJesus Wrote: I'm pretty sure I have a few drinks in my liquor cabinet that are older than you. You will learn, grasshopper, you will learn.

I've got a bottle of port from 1984. Waiting for that special occasion.
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#94
RE: You are ruining the image of Atheists!
(October 8, 2013 at 4:29 pm)CleanShavenJesus Wrote:
(October 8, 2013 at 4:27 pm)Kemotx Wrote: It's easy to be rude today, but I will do a revolution someday. Being kind will become a subculture, and then, I will finally have a place to live and friends.

You don't have friends? Are you okay in the head?

I never had any friends because everyone was rude to me.
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#95
RE: You are ruining the image of Atheists!
(October 8, 2013 at 4:27 pm)Kemotx Wrote: Your rudeness will be the cause of you demise. It's easy to be rude today, but I will do a revolution someday. Being kind will become a subculture, and then, I will finally have a place to live and friens.

Scratch my idealist statement.

You're a loony.
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#96
RE: You are ruining the image of Atheists!
TROLL!
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#97
RE: You are ruining the image of Atheists!
(October 8, 2013 at 4:31 pm)Kemotx Wrote: True Christians are not allowed to hide their religion. I deny the holy spirit.

Give me a "the Holy Spirit is a non-existent, virgin-raping, fucking ghost" and I'll believe you.
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#98
RE: You are ruining the image of Atheists!
(October 8, 2013 at 4:13 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: So you are a Catholic atheist then?

No, he is a Ulster Unionist atheist. Angel
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#99
RE: You are ruining the image of Atheists!
This is either a very sad individual who needs psychiatric assistances, or yeah...more likely, a troll.
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RE: You are ruining the image of Atheists!
(October 8, 2013 at 4:31 pm)Kemotx Wrote: I never had any friends because everyone was rude to me.
Well, that explains this thread. Kiddo, you need to loosen up. People disagree. They throw ugly words around. You don't need to let it bother you. You never will have any friends if you keep being so sensitive that disagreement and a few bad words can get you this riled up.
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