The Most Insane Christians

[Godlesspanther]

What type of Christians are the most insane?

I'm going to go with the reconstructionists. These goons believe that in order for Jesus to return they have to prepare society for him by creating a strict Xtian theocracy based on biblical literalism. Complete with the stoning to death of anyone who does not want to go along with their plan.

The most well-known is Gary North. He thinks that public execution by stoning is really groovy because stones don't cost anything.

He's a sick fuck.

[Fruity]

What type of Christians are the most insane?

I'm going to go with the reconstructionists. These goons believe that in order for Jesus to return they have to prepare society for him by creating a strict Xtian theocracy based on biblical literalism. Complete with the stoning to death of anyone who does not want to go along with their plan.

The most well-known is Gary North. He thinks that public execution by stoning is really groovy because stones don't cost anything.

He's a sick fuck.

Well, now. You didn't leave much room for other suggestions, now did you? I was going to say Pentecostals, but what you just said is over the top.

I will now proceed to talk in tongues. rababababaseek! ashalbababab.

[Paraselene]

All theists are loony, regardless if someone wishes to attribute separate degrees of lunacy to individual theists.

[Jacob(smooth)]

All theists are loony, regardless if someone wishes to attribute separate degrees of lunacy to individual theists.

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[Godlesspanther]

What type of Christians are the most insane?

I'm going to go with the reconstructionists. These goons believe that in order for Jesus to return they have to prepare society for him by creating a strict Xtian theocracy based on biblical literalism. Complete with the stoning to death of anyone who does not want to go along with their plan.

The most well-known is Gary North. He thinks that public execution by stoning is really groovy because stones don't cost anything.

He's a sick fuck.

Well, now. You didn't leave much room for other suggestions, now did you? I was going to say Pentecostals, but what you just said is over the top.

I will now proceed to talk in tongues. rababababaseek! ashalbababab.

If you are going with the Pentecostals, may as well go with the snake-handler sect. Pentecostal-plus they are.

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All theists are loony, regardless if someone wishes to attribute separate degrees of lunacy to individual theists.

All religions are loony. Some are more dangerous than others. The Amish are mostly harmless as a ladybug but they are some goofy-ass motherfuckers.

I should have said "dangerously insane."

[Zazzy]

Definitely Christian Scientists. Anyone who lets a child die of a treatable illness is not just crazy, but evil.

[Fidel_Castronaut]

All theists are loony, regardless if someone wishes to attribute separate degrees of lunacy to individual theists.

Bibbbble. Flordon blibb blob blib

Fus Ro Dah!

[Chad32]

Pretty much anyone who wants to try to take every word as literal. The WBC is probably the worst in America. Though at least they don't open fire at the funerals that they go to. I read about an animal rights group that did, but that's off topic.

Anyone who looks at the old testament, and thinks that's exactly the kind of world we should be living in.

[Fruity]

Well, now. You didn't leave much room for other suggestions, now did you? I was going to say Pentecostals, but what you just said is over the top.

I will now proceed to talk in tongues. rababababaseek! ashalbababab.

If you are going with the Pentecostals, may as well go with the snake-handler sect. Pentecostal-plus they are.

You are too good for your own thread. It's like someone says, "Yeah, my dad can beat up two men at a time." And you say, "My dad can fuck two men at a time." Yup! You win!



I was six when I saw my first exorcism. I was also around six when I spoke in tongues (hmmmm busy year). When I was 17 a young preacher put his sweaty tie on my neck and said he had just given me his unction so I could go to the nations and preach the word of the god. When I was 18 I got locked up in a Pentecostal Bible institute because the god reveled I was a serpent, and I talked to a boy. When I was around 19 a preacher splashed his water bottle on the congregation saying that would replace wisdom teeth with gold teeth. Some people left there thinking it would happen over night. Yeah, pennies are wackos.

I survived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Whateverist]

Yes, yes, yes. Floss today and everyday. Good advice.