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Who create God?
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 (December 2, 2013 at 10:48 am)enrico Wrote: How could i find............this earthly plane so dissatisfying.........when i eat all the mangoes and i leave nothing for you? Well, I wouldn't say nothing, as a satiated navel-gazer is really easy to throw into the fire pit. I'm more of a carnivore anyway. 
Wow. Most derailed thread ever!!
2 points. One. First God created man in his image. Man then returned the favour Two. The hee... Bewbs! Three. My autocorrect keeps trying to change Bewbs to beers. It knows what's good for me!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken." Sith code
I keep wondering how comes no one is answering the call? So I surrender to my eternal temptation to go on about this thing...
![[Image: asb.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=img.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv338%2Fellenjanuary%2Fasb.jpg) ...wary for the moment when the forum once more responds, John, stop going on about that dang Gwynnies!.  ...and I hafta go away hide for another nine months. 
 (December 2, 2013 at 10:56 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Three. My autocorrect keeps trying to change Bewbs to beers. It knows what's good for me! Bewbs don't add any pounds to your hips. (Well, yes, but that's a different kind of 'pound'.) ![[Image: extraordinarywoo-sig.jpg?rlkey=x1nmxbwrp...pouidnfvtl]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/scl/fi/a6a72vica8gsyddmkhtxp/extraordinarywoo-sig.jpg?rlkey=x1nmxbwrpk9dzrupouidnfvtl)
True. But beer doesn't mind how many beers you have (glad we're in the philosophy section).
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken." Sith code  (December 1, 2013 at 9:05 pm)Sleepy Wrote: God always was, is, and will be. Time does not affect Him as it it is his creation. But teh bewbs. What hast thou dons't?  
Those are some fine, perky tits you got there!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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