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Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?

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Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
January 14, 2014 at 1:44 am
The time for a DHMO ban has come. Do it for the children.
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
January 14, 2014 at 1:50 am
(January 13, 2014 at 1:34 pm)là bạn điên Wrote: Christians seem to be obsessed with the idea that people are having Anal inercourse. What is with it? Why the fuck do you care?

Hmmmm Thinking because it is the preferred method for the religious?

Do I care?

Fuck no, none of my business
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
January 14, 2014 at 1:54 am
It's the source of all their beliefs, you shouldn't plug it up with dicks.
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
January 14, 2014 at 2:02 am
I'm not sure about the Christians butt I'm pretty obsessed. I'm always asking the wife to take it like a man.
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
January 14, 2014 at 2:10 am
(January 14, 2014 at 1:54 am)(╯°◊°）╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: It's the source of all their beliefs, you shouldn't plug it up with dicks.

Yep and you should just be a dick.

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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
January 14, 2014 at 2:35 am (This post was last modified: January 14, 2014 at 2:36 am by Tea Earl Grey Hot.)
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
January 14, 2014 at 2:52 am
Puts it ALL into perspective TEGH
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
January 14, 2014 at 4:03 am (This post was last modified: January 14, 2014 at 4:17 am by Jacob(smooth).)
(January 13, 2014 at 10:46 pm)It Is i Wrote: Won't my doctor be confused that I'm requesting a follow-up prostate exam? Oh well.

My Dr keeps telling me it's perfectly natural to get an erection during a prostate exam. Still, I'd be happier if he didn't.
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
January 14, 2014 at 4:22 am
(January 14, 2014 at 2:10 am)Luckie Wrote:
(January 14, 2014 at 1:54 am)(╯°◊°）╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: It's the source of all their beliefs, you shouldn't plug it up with dicks.

Yep and you should just be a dick.

I wouldn't want Christianity getting all over my johnson. It smells terrible and takes forever to wash off.
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
January 14, 2014 at 4:29 am
(January 14, 2014 at 4:03 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote:
(January 13, 2014 at 10:46 pm)It Is i Wrote: Won't my doctor be confused that I'm requesting a follow-up prostate exam? Oh well.

My Dr keeps telling me it's perfectly natural to get an erection during a prostate exam. Still, I'd be happier if he didn't.

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