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The end is near
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#11
RE: The end is near
January 16, 2014 at 8:27 pm
You can't end the world until the end of next year. That's when I become fully qualified in my career.

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#12
RE: The end is near
January 16, 2014 at 8:33 pm
(January 16, 2014 at 8:27 pm)Beccs Wrote: You can't end the world until the end of next year. That's when I become fully qualified in my career.

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crap, im still in college, no worries i will post pone Armageddon
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it isn't in our nature to think of a God, it is in our nature to seek answers and the concept of God is most influenced in this world.
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#13
RE: The end is near
January 16, 2014 at 10:19 pm
(January 16, 2014 at 8:24 pm)Tea Earl Grey Hot Wrote: Jamie Kennedy?

Well, this is about the same level of funny.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#14
RE: The end is near
January 17, 2014 at 12:58 am
(January 16, 2014 at 7:46 pm)Faith No More Wrote: What is the opposite of lol?

Lol is a palindrome, so it would still be lol. However, if you take the full words you get:

duol tuo hguaL

Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, does it?
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#15
RE: The end is near
January 17, 2014 at 12:58 am
(January 16, 2014 at 7:46 pm)Faith No More Wrote: What is the opposite of lol?

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#16
RE: The end is near
January 17, 2014 at 4:41 am
It's always a few feet away from you, slightly less when you squat to take a dump
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#17
RE: The end is near
January 17, 2014 at 10:08 am
(January 16, 2014 at 6:44 pm)xr34p3rx Wrote: Behold Christians... I am the end of this world as said in you bible. i will bring peace to you all.

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Quote:... let the one who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man, and his number is 666.
Revelation 13:16-18


I am the anti-christ, for i have made threads against or debunking your lords word. Come to me, for i bring real peace.

Quote:And in his estate shall stand up a vile person, to whom they shall not give the honour of the kingdom: but he shall come in peaceably, and obtain the kingdom by flatteries.
Daniel 11:21


Quote:Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
1 John 2:22


Quote:For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders...
Mark 13:22


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Quote:And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads.
Revelation 13:16-17

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God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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