Mount Everest is several miles tall.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
Fish must be very holy
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Mount Everest is several miles tall.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
So what?
RE: Fish must be very holy
March 22, 2015 at 1:12 pm
(This post was last modified: March 22, 2015 at 1:13 pm by Norman Humann.)
Are you really this fucking dense?
(March 22, 2015 at 11:24 am)Drich Wrote: what makes you think the water level rose miles? Wouldn't meters/feet be a more accurate measure of water table rise? Genesis 7: 17-19 17 For forty days the flood kept coming on the earth, and as the waters increased they lifted the ark high above the earth. 18 The waters rose and increased greatly on the earth, and the ark floated on the surface of the water. 19 They rose greatly on the earth, and all the high mountains under the entire heavens were covered. The bible says the high mountains were covered by the flood. Mount Everest is the highest mountain. Mount Everest is several miles tall. Ergo, the water levels had to rise by several miles. There is no evidence of anything like this happening. Ergo, the story is bullshit. RE: Fish must be very holy
March 22, 2015 at 1:15 pm
(This post was last modified: March 22, 2015 at 1:18 pm by IATIA.)
This should be good!
Wait wait ... I know! The mountains were smaller at the time of the flood.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy (March 21, 2015 at 7:45 pm)professor Wrote: Of course the fish are holy, why do you think the pope wears a fish hat? I always figured it was for the same reason he's wearing the Ring of the Fisherman, because of the monicker "fishers of men". Alternatively because of the IXTYS acronym?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
(March 22, 2015 at 1:12 pm)Norman Humann Wrote: Are you really this fucking dense?Are mountains measured in feet or miles? So again I ask wouldn't a more accurate measure of a mountain be in feet? RE: Fish must be very holy
March 22, 2015 at 2:29 pm
(This post was last modified: March 22, 2015 at 2:35 pm by Nope.)
Mt Everest is 29,029 feet or 8,848 meters or 5 and a half miles above sea level. I love google.
Wouldn't the fictional Noah have difficulty breathing if his boat could float above Mt Everest? (March 22, 2015 at 2:25 pm)Drich Wrote: So again I ask wouldn't a more accurate measure of a mountain be in feet?hock: What difference does that make? 5280 feet is still one mile. 63360 inches is still a mile. 1760 yards is still a mile. 1609.344 meters is still a mile.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy
Drich, and why the fuck would it matter? What does the unit of measurement have to do with the accuracy of the story?
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