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The Bible does NOT ban masturbation..another Christian lie
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RE: The Bible does NOT ban masturbation..another Christian lie
(February 12, 2014 at 8:18 am)Sword of Christ Wrote:
(February 12, 2014 at 2:23 am)là bạn điên Wrote: Christians claim that masturbation is against the will of god.

It's just one of those things that "feeds your inner beast" as many other Earthly pleasures will so doesn't ideally a support a spiritual growth/enlightenment. You won't be bringing out your Christ nature if you wank 5 times a day to porn.

Sounds like a fair trade-off.
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RE: The Bible does NOT ban masturbation..another Christian lie
(February 12, 2014 at 2:23 am)là bạn điên Wrote: Christians claim that masturbation is against the will of god. This is not supported by the bible.

And your proof is what?

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: The Bible does NOT ban masturbation..another Christian lie
(February 12, 2014 at 12:18 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Sounds like a fair trade-off.

It depends if you want a spiritually rich and fulfilled life doing good for others or a superficial life of addiction, compulsion and being some kind of an asshole. If you want to go for the latter that's fine seeing as you have full freedom of choice.
Come all ye faithful joyful and triumphant.
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RE: The Bible does NOT ban masturbation..another Christian lie
(February 12, 2014 at 12:24 pm)Godschild Wrote: And your proof is what?
Wouldn't his proof of a lack of support be... a lack of support?

The JWs use the words of Paul in Colossians 3:5, though they mangle it to read something like "deaden your members in regards to" lustful thoughts. There is no clear rule or law against masturbation in the Bible as far as I can recall. But an organization that wants to control sexual freedom would have to act against it, otherwise it's a pretty big loophole.
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RE: The Bible does NOT ban masturbation..another Christian lie
I had sex with myself yesterday.
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RE: The Bible does NOT ban masturbation..another Christian lie
(February 12, 2014 at 12:26 pm)Sword of Christ Wrote:
(February 12, 2014 at 12:18 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Sounds like a fair trade-off.

It depends if you want a spiritually rich and fulfilled life doing good for others or a superficial life of addiction, compulsion and being some kind of an asshole. If you want to go for the latter that's fine seeing as you have full freedom of choice.

He who believes in silly fairy tales has no right to accuse any one else of "addiction" "compulsion" or being an "asshole," pal. Time to grow up. You are on your own.
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RE: The Bible does NOT ban masturbation..another Christian lie
(February 12, 2014 at 12:26 pm)Sword of Christ Wrote:
(February 12, 2014 at 12:18 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Sounds like a fair trade-off.

It depends if you want a spiritually rich and fulfilled life doing good for others or a superficial life of addiction, compulsion and being some kind of an asshole. If you want to go for the latter that's fine seeing as you have full freedom of choice.

Eh?

Why can't he have a spiritually rich and fulfilled life... AND choke the chicken from time to time?

I mean, even when I was a repressed teenager and was cleaning the pipes 5 times a day it still wasn't noticeably cutting into the time I spent "doing good for others", nor did it interfere with my ability to be spiritual. The reverse in fact, I found it much easier to focus on the holy spirit in church if my dick wasn't competing for my attention. These days, when I feel the need far less often in barely makes a dent in my time.

How is this an either / or scenario? Wanking OR doing good for others? Really?

Ok, lets see how honest we're going to get with each other here. I last fapped, well, about 30 mins ago. Previous to that, the day before yesterday.

Sword of Christ, bearing in mind that the bible tells us to confess our sins, that bearing false witness is a sin and that pride-fulness in our own virtue is a grave sin, when did you last masturbate. How honest are you feeling...
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: The Bible does NOT ban masturbation..another Christian lie
Quote: “Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.”

― Woody Allen
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RE: The Bible does NOT ban masturbation..another Christian lie
(February 12, 2014 at 6:47 am)Cato Wrote: The act of masturbation is not in the Bible; however, I find it incredulous to think that pulling out and spilling seed is bad (Genesis story of Onan), but hosing down the town on your own is perfectly acceptable. Christian prudes love to say that this is just a story to show an act of rebellion and really has nothing to do with sexual activity.

As for me, I spill more seed than Muhammaded Ali filling a bird feeder.

Wasn't the actual 'sin of Onan' avoidance of giving his brother's widow an heir? In other words, the problem wasn't masturbation, it was birth control in a situation where the law required him to at least make a good faith attempt to sire a child.

(February 12, 2014 at 12:24 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(February 12, 2014 at 2:23 am)là bạn điên Wrote: Christians claim that masturbation is against the will of god. This is not supported by the bible.

And your proof is what?

GC

What would have been cool is if you could have whipped out the Bible verse that supports masturbation being against the will of God. Asking him to prove that the Bible doesn't support it just makes me think you don't know of anything in the Bible that says otherwise.
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RE: The Bible does NOT ban masturbation..another Christian lie
(February 12, 2014 at 1:01 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Why can't he have a spiritually rich and fulfilled life... AND choke the chicken from time to time?

Every time you do you will boast your animal/carnal nature and diminish spiritual and blissful nature that's all that really happens. The same goes if you gorge yourself on food get drunk take drugs or indulge yourself in whatever.


Quote:I mean, even when I was a repressed teenager and was cleaning the pipes 5 times a day it still wasn't noticeably cutting into the time I spent "doing good for others"

If you're a mess on the inside you will be a mess on the outside as well. The inner reality can define the outer reality. An addiction to various physical pleasures can cause this of course.
Come all ye faithful joyful and triumphant.
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