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Non-Believers' Favorite Parts of the Bible
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RE: Non-Believers' Favorite Parts of the Bible
March 10, 2014 at 2:11 pm (This post was last modified: March 10, 2014 at 2:15 pm by heathendegenerate.)
Anything relating to pre-destination and free will. The contradictions are stupendously hilarious. Or the part about the earth being flat. It's theorized amongst christians that the earth was flat then re-shaped at some point. lol I can't be crazy enough to keep up with these people!
I hate the bible. I love that do as thy whilst stuff.
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RE: Non-Believers' Favorite Parts of the Bible
March 10, 2014 at 9:00 pm
Like the one about there actually being a solid firmament before the flood story?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Non-Believers' Favorite Parts of the Bible
March 10, 2014 at 9:34 pm
The story of Job.
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RE: Non-Believers' Favorite Parts of the Bible
March 11, 2014 at 10:25 pm
(March 10, 2014 at 9:34 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: The story of Job.
I wish that was his last name, then he could name his children Hand Job, Blow Job, and Rim Job.
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RE: Non-Believers' Favorite Parts of the Bible
March 11, 2014 at 10:48 pm
(March 11, 2014 at 10:25 pm)futilethewinds Wrote:
(March 10, 2014 at 9:34 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: The story of Job.
I wish that was his last name, then he could name his children Hand Job, Blow Job, and Rim Job.

People might read the Bible more if that was the case lol
You're funny. Big Grin
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