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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 28, 2014 at 9:38 am
(February 28, 2014 at 9:20 am)Kayenneh Wrote: (February 28, 2014 at 3:47 am)max-greece Wrote: Lets tread a little gently here. The OP is a child - I'm guessing 13 to 15.
Though I understand your sentiment Max, I do not wholly agree with you. My "career" as a forumist started when I was around that age, and believe me, I knew exactly what I was getting into when I started frequenting message boards. If you are old enough to log on and type on your computer, you are old enough to be called out on your bullshit. I am not for mollycoddling someone because of their age, that would be discriminatory. The beauty of the internet is that it brings everyone to the same level in the sense, that if you don't tell your age, who knows if you're 15 or 65? If you, like JesusLover1, trods in, thinking you are the whole ass, when you're in fact not even the shadow of half of the hole, I don't care about age, I care about the argument brought to the discussion. And I see it fit to reply in kind. JesusLover1 is sanctimonious and ignorant, yet clearly has an aura of false superiority. I think by shaking the kid and showing her that reality is in fact a façade, is the kindest thing we can do.
You may be right Kay - but I'm not playing the saint here. I want him to get mum and dad on here so we can have a proper go.
No point talking to the monkey - lets get the organ grinder where we can see him. (suddenly I wonder if you will get that reference).
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 28, 2014 at 9:47 am
(February 28, 2014 at 9:38 am)max-greece Wrote: No point talking to the monkey - lets get the organ grinder where we can see him. (suddenly I wonder if you will get that reference).
I got it 
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 28, 2014 at 9:48 am
(This post was last modified: February 28, 2014 at 11:40 am by No_God.)
Alright, I'm converted.
Please, leave.
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 28, 2014 at 9:51 am
This JesusLover is nothing but a troll and entertainment value.
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 28, 2014 at 10:54 am
(February 28, 2014 at 9:48 am)No_God Wrote: Alright, I'm converted.
Please leave.
With that nickname, not even I am convinced 
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 28, 2014 at 11:11 am
Shhhhh!
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 28, 2014 at 11:12 am
(February 27, 2014 at 6:29 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: I am now very worried for you people. If you died tonight, you would probably go somewhere very bad. And that worries me greatly. I love you all, you're all my brothers and sisters. So I have made a commitment. I am going on a fast until I convert at least one of you. Please, just accept Jesus into your heart, he loves all of you. One simple prayer and he will upon up all your doubts towards him. God is love, he just wants you to accept his free gift. Please convert, it pains me to think some of you will be tortured forever.
IT'S NOT TOO LATE!!!
Nobody needs your help. You are not a hero. We are not lost puppies.
We don't need fictional sky parents. I find it sad that you feel the need to swallow such vile garbage to live your life. You are telling us that you need a sky hero to tell you it is bad to murder other people? You cant figure that out on your own?
Sorry, we don't worship your fictional sky parent anymore than you worship the fictional sky parent Allah. Thor doesn't make lightening and the moon is not made of cheese.
It is not our fault someone sold you that crap, that is your baggage, not ours.
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 28, 2014 at 11:39 am
(This post was last modified: February 28, 2014 at 12:59 pm by Mister Agenda.)
(February 27, 2014 at 6:29 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: I am now very worried for you people. If you died tonight, you would probably go somewhere very bad. And that worries me greatly. I love you all, you're all my brothers and sisters. So I have made a commitment. I am going on a fast until I convert at least one of you. Please, just accept Jesus into your heart, he loves all of you. One simple prayer and he will upon up all your doubts towards him. God is love, he just wants you to accept his free gift. Please convert, it pains me to think some of you will be tortured forever.
IT'S NOT TOO LATE!!!
I'm glad to hear that you will be an active member of our forum for a very long time, provided you break your fast before things get out of hand. I trust you're not pulling a 'convert or I'll kill myself' stunt here, right?
Imagine the same post, only from a Muslim, and that should help you calculate the odds of your success.
It speaks well of your ability to empathize that you're concerned about us getting tortured. I think the main reason Christianity and Islam have been so successful at converting nearly half the world's population is that both drill into their followers the horrible fate awaiting anyone who doesn't convert, producing a very highly motivated sales force. Your religion takes advantage of your humanity to compel you to induct more members. Whoever came up with this scheme was a genius at propaganda.
(February 27, 2014 at 6:51 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: (February 27, 2014 at 6:50 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Unless it somehow escaped your attention, when I write in green, I'm on official moderation business. Last warning missy, play by the rules, or I'm going to stick my banhammer so far up your ass that you won't poop straight for a month!
So you're just gonna censor me? I have an opinion, and instead of having an open dicussion with me you're just gonna remove me from the site?
When you joined this site, you agreed to abide by the rules. Were you lying when you made that agreement?
(February 27, 2014 at 6:53 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: Do you guys have any links to show me that will convince me atheism is correct?
If it were up to me, you wouldn't be allowed to call yourself an atheist until you showed you could pass a basic test of logical literacy. We don't need to evangelize you. If you're a theist and a good thinker, we'll still want you around. If you're an atheist and a poor thinker, we won't. We respect the ability to reason clearly. Learn that and we won't care what you believe, because it's more instructive to know why an intelligent and thoughtful person believes it than why a sheep believes it.
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 28, 2014 at 11:57 am
(February 28, 2014 at 2:10 am)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote: Gimme a P
Gimme an O
Gimme an
cockfuckingpussy
sorry my Tourettes was acting up
(give me a shout out if you got the movie reference.)
ALL PRAISE THE ONE TRUE GOD ZALGO
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 28, 2014 at 12:01 pm
(This post was last modified: February 28, 2014 at 12:01 pm by Marsellus Wallace.)
(February 28, 2014 at 11:57 am)Mothonis_Cathicgal Wrote: (February 28, 2014 at 2:10 am)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote: Gimme a P
Gimme an O
Gimme an
cockfuckingpussy
sorry my Tourettes was acting up
(give me a shout out if you got the movie reference.) not another teen movie , I liked that movie 
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