The dumbest fucking arguments you've ever heard.

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

I listened to the debate with Aron Ra and Ray Comfort on Youtube, and a guy kept picking arguments with me under the comments bar. He gave me a bunch of links to Christian "scientists'" articles supposedly proving the creator hypothesis. I kept calling B.S. on his stupid claims, until finally he said "read the bible to find instructions from God." After laughing like a mental patient, I wrote "the Holy Bible is a plagiarized book of fiction filled with hate speech, logical contradictions and idiotic dogma." The internet troll suddenly stopped replying.

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It was so stupid that he would go on to later use it as a joke.

The point, unfortunately, still eluded him.

That just goes to show that theism is the pocket of scientific ignorance.

Have you ever read Kragel's book, The Grand Deception? It's a masterpiece.

OH, man, that experience was AWFUL. If it makes you feel any better, I am pretty sure that what you said does not constitute an argument for theism because it does not constitute an argument at all. It is genuinely just saying lots of things that are logically nonsensical or WRONG to say.

[Rev. Rye]

Does anyone remember Insider432's "9, therefore God," argument? The one I demolished with a refresher course in third-grade math and a well-placed Darren Aronofsky clip? That has to be the dumbest argument I've ever heard.

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

Does anyone remember Insider432's "9, therefore God," argument? The one I demolished with a refresher course in third-grade math and a well-placed Darren Aronofsky clip? That has to be the dumbest argument I've ever heard.

Oh man, him making that post may be the dumbest thing that has ever happened on the internet.

[Bad Writer]

Straight from the LDS playbook:

1. "I know The Book of Mormon is true"
2. "I know The Book of Mormon is true"
3. "I know The Book of Mormon is true"

Repeat until The Adversary gives up.

Stump a Mormon missionary and this is what they say before excusing themselves out your door. They're taught to say this ad nauseum from age 3; they actually take time to teach them these and similar words every first Sunday of the month.

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"You may not believe in God, but he believes in you."

What's worse is that they contradict themselves with this statement: "But you already believe in God, whether or not you realize it."

[psychoslice]

Jesus loves me this know, because the bible tells me so, ..I don't like that one.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

The dumbest thing i've ever heard was probably Kirk Cameron trying to discredit evolution by saying scientists haven't found a Crocoduck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO6y0yhYg_8

It was so stupid that he would go on to later use it as a joke.

The point, unfortunately, still eluded him.

Thanks to Kirk Cameron, I now have a mission in life. I'm going to go back to uni, take advanced degrees in biological and genetic engineering, obtain a huge government grant, built a state of the art research facility, and create the CrocoDuck.

Then, I'm going to train it to eat Kirk Cameron.

Boru

[Rampant.A.I.]

Drich recently claimed he used "the scientific method" to discover God existed. When questioned, it became apparent he has no idea what the scientific method is.

Also

[Jackalope]

Thanks to Kirk Cameron, I now have a mission in life. I'm going to go back to uni, take advanced degrees in biological and genetic engineering, obtain a huge government grant, built a state of the art research facility, and create the CrocoDuck.

Then, I'm going to train it to eat Kirk Cameron.

Boru

If you actually do this, I will send you money to help with tuition.

Not joking.

[*Deidre*]

It was so stupid that he would go on to later use it as a joke.

The point, unfortunately, still eluded him.

Thanks to Kirk Cameron, I now have a mission in life. I'm going to go back to uni, take advanced degrees in biological and genetic engineering, obtain a huge government grant, built a state of the art research facility, and create the CrocoDuck.

Then, I'm going to train it to eat Kirk Cameron.

Boru

Lmao!!!

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Kirk Cameron strikes me as if he had been a sought after actor, he wouldn't have taken the path he did. I'm always skeptical of "Heyyy everybody, look at me. I'm Christian!"

What is funny is that in the Bible, there are lots of references relating to humility. Hmmmm. Right.

[Vegamo]

The dumbest argument I've ever witnessed (I was involved in) was a christian trying to convince me that Christianity is the only way god and humanity's only way to avoid hell.

When I asked what happens to everyone born outside the religion that has no way of converting or even knowing about Christianity and she replies "It's rough and that's why we have missionaries hoping we can save as much as we can before it's too late"

Yah uh no