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Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ

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Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 28, 2014 at 12:27 am (This post was last modified: March 28, 2014 at 12:28 am by Darkstar.)
(March 28, 2014 at 12:19 am)Bittersmart Wrote: I actually saw that message on a billboard in my area. "Reason is the enemy of faith". I couldn't believe the stupidity on display, it was amazing.

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The cognitive dissonance is over 9000. And no, I don't know in what units one would measure cognitive dissonance in to arrive at that sum. I just honestly have trouble fathoming how someone can say something like this with a straight face.
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 28, 2014 at 12:28 am
(March 28, 2014 at 12:19 am)Bittersmart Wrote: I actually saw that message on a billboard in my area. "Reason is the enemy of faith".

If that were true then faith would clearly be the enemy of humanity. Luckily it is only true for fundamentalists.
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 28, 2014 at 12:46 am
Hmm... I think the answer to thread title is:

BECAUSE I AM THE HORNIEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE INTERNET!

Really? Still? *Sigh* I was hoping this was a TEMPORARY thing.
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 28, 2014 at 12:54 am
(March 28, 2014 at 12:46 am)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: Hmm... I think the answer to thread title is:

BECAUSE I AM THE HORNIEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE INTERNET!

Really? Still? *Sigh* I was hoping this was a TEMPORARY thing.

Sigh I will fetch more rope
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 28, 2014 at 1:04 am
(March 27, 2014 at 11:01 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dear Friends,
If you can read this posting then God is still offering you an opportunity to receive His Son the Lord Jesus. Repent and turn from your sins before it is too late. Jesus paid a great price on the cross so that we can be saved. Don't reject this wonderful gift. You will not regret making Him your Lord and Savior.
Blessings,
Rev777

Well if I ever get that lobotomy done I'll be right there with you.

Otherwise - fuck off!
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 28, 2014 at 1:20 am
(March 28, 2014 at 12:54 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:
(March 28, 2014 at 12:46 am)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: Hmm... I think the answer to thread title is:

BECAUSE I AM THE HORNIEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE INTERNET!

Really? Still? *Sigh* I was hoping this was a TEMPORARY thing.

Sigh I will fetch more rope
What will you do with this ROPE?!

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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 28, 2014 at 1:24 am
(March 28, 2014 at 1:20 am)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote:
(March 28, 2014 at 12:54 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Sigh I will fetch more rope
What will you do with this ROPE?!

Angel

Cum play with me and you'll find out
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 28, 2014 at 1:24 am
I LOVE that this thread is turning into A69 lite. So comical.

Rev777: "Repent Sinners!"

Us: "Bondage FTW!"
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 28, 2014 at 1:26 am
ROFLOL
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 28, 2014 at 1:32 am
Smirk
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