The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave

[The Valkyrie]

The tomb was empty.

That would be the tomb of Joseph of Aramathea (spelling? - looks almost right). No-one knows who he was. There was no Aramathea. All a bit suspect.


So the empty tomb might mean the dead body that was in it got up and walked out, or that the Nice Mr. Jo. A. was a necrophile and disappeared with the body and a large quantity of lube.

A lot rode upon that body remaining in the grave. The tomb was sealed and the lives of the Roman Soldiers hung in the balance. Yet, He Rose Again regardless.

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How do you go about demonstrating something as obscure as "The Truth of Scripture"?

Not as obscure as slime evolving into humans.

You mean the fact of evolution? The basis of modern biology and medicine? The same that has allowed us to eradicate smallpox which had previously killed hundreds of millions of people, and close to eradicating polio?

THAT evolution?

[Michael Schubert]

Not as obscure as slime evolving into humans.

Here we go again with the scientific ignorance. Humans evolved from primates, not "slime". Theists always ignore the millions of years between apes and Hominoidea.

You're probably going to start attacking evolution. Well, do you ever take any kind of medicine such as a flu shot or anything else? Evolutionary science is the method by which it was developed, my friend.

[The Valkyrie]

Not as obscure as slime evolving into humans.

Here we go again with the scientific ignorance. Humans evolved from primates, not "slime". Theists always ignore the millions of years between apes and Hominoidea.

You're probably going to start attacking evolution. Well, do you ever take any kind of medicine such as a flu shot or anything else? Evolutionary science is the method by which it was developed, my friend.

In the end, all they have is a complete ignorance of evolution.

Wait until the same nonsense is rolled out . . .

[Minimalist]

That book that you claim contains fairy tales has done a pretty good job of predicting future events hundreds and thousands of years before they happen.

Wrong. Idiot.

A lot rode upon that body remaining in the grave. The tomb was sealed and the lives of the Roman Soldiers hung in the balance. Yet, He Rose Again regardless.

Apparently you really are as stupid as you sound.

[Michael Schubert]

That book that you claim contains fairy tales has done a pretty good job of predicting future events hundreds and thousands of years before they happen.

Wrong. Idiot.

A lot rode upon that body remaining in the grave. The tomb was sealed and the lives of the Roman Soldiers hung in the balance. Yet, He Rose Again regardless.

Apparently you really are as stupid as you sound.

There hasn't been a single prophecy in the Holy Bible that's come true.

[Minimalist]

Facts are utterly useless when presented to true believers. They are all as dumb as a bag of cunt hair.

[Bob Kelso]

A sealed tomb and Roman Guards who's lives hung in the balance for the body to remain in there was not enough to keep the Son of God contained. Praise God, Christ is Risen Indeed!

Citation needed.

Where you there at the Big Bang?

Holy shit guys, Ken Mother-Fucking Ham came to visit!

[Jackalope]

Where you there at the Big Bang?

Yes. I defy you to prove otherwise.

[The Valkyrie]

Where you there at the Big Bang?

Yes. I defy you to prove otherwise.

A lot of people were there.

For the Big Bang Celebratory orgy - AKA "The Big Bang Big Bang!"

[Michael Schubert]

Yes. I defy you to prove otherwise.

A lot of people were there.

For the Big Bang Celebratory orgy - AKA "The Big Bang Big Bang!"

Yep, the Big Bang is a fact.

http://apod.nasa.gov/debate/1996/hub_1929.html

http://www.astro.ucla.edu/~wright/cosmol...BBevidence

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bang#cite_note-11