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The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
April 15, 2014 at 5:56 pm
(April 15, 2014 at 5:53 pm)Aral Gamelon Wrote:
(April 15, 2014 at 5:29 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: This is very offensive.

Aww and I was about to show you the resurrected Last Supper...

Ah fuck it, enjoy!

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I guess you are not on board with mutual respect.
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
April 15, 2014 at 5:56 pm
(April 15, 2014 at 5:29 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(April 14, 2014 at 3:02 pm)Rampant.A.I. Wrote: [Image: gatysera.jpg]

This is very offensive.

Too fucking bad. Boo-hoo. We make fun of your myths because they are foolish, dangerous myths.
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
April 15, 2014 at 5:59 pm
(April 15, 2014 at 5:56 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(April 15, 2014 at 5:53 pm)Aral Gamelon Wrote: Aww and I was about to show you the resurrected Last Supper...

Ah fuck it, enjoy!

[Image: Jesus_supper_zombie.jpg]

I guess you are not on board with mutual respect.

Respect is earned, not freely given fool. I have a certain modicum of respect I hold for people I've just met, and whether that stays, grows, or erodes is entirely up to the person.

Besides, your religion isn't above being mocked.
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
April 15, 2014 at 6:05 pm
Rev, when a Christian comes to an atheist message board (and don't get me wrong, you've every right to do just that) and voices the fact that they find some things offensive, that's rather like petting a hedgehog and whinging because no one told you about the quills.

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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
April 15, 2014 at 6:09 pm
(April 15, 2014 at 6:05 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Rev, when a Christian comes to an atheist message board (and don't get me wrong, you've every right to do just that) and voices the fact that they find some things offensive, that's rather like petting a hedgehog and whinging because no one told you about the quills.

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The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
April 15, 2014 at 6:39 pm
(April 15, 2014 at 5:56 pm)Chas Wrote:
(April 15, 2014 at 5:29 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: This is very offensive.

Too fucking bad. Boo-hoo. We make fun of your myths because they are foolish, dangerous myths.

And this is a literal representation of exactly what Christianity claims, I don't see how it's offensive.

Not unlike
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Or
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
April 15, 2014 at 7:55 pm
Oh, Rev. Not the persecution card. Anything but that.
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
April 15, 2014 at 8:07 pm
Quote:But the non-sequiters that he responded with suggest that he did not actually read what I wrote.

Perhaps the problem lies more with his inability to comprehend?
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
April 15, 2014 at 8:15 pm (This post was last modified: April 15, 2014 at 8:16 pm by Simon Moon.)
(April 15, 2014 at 5:56 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: I guess you are not on board with mutual respect.

People deserve respect. Their beliefs, not so much.


Your beliefs will deserve respect when you are able to support them with evidence, logic and reasoned argument.

You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
April 15, 2014 at 8:17 pm
If he can, he would be the first.
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