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The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
(April 16, 2014 at 8:34 am)whateverist Wrote: Is tithing optional?
Absolutely not. No matter what, you make sure you give that ten percent.

That's why some people refer to it as "tithing pains."
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
I wish I could get back all the money I gave the church over the years. What a waste.
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
(April 16, 2014 at 8:34 am)whateverist Wrote: Makes me wonder if "being saved" is incompatible with being a Roman Catholic. Could one be "saved" and not attend church at all? Is tithing optional? What precisely are the contractual obligations for staying "saved"?

Apparently it involves becoming a total asshole.
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You mention we hear about Jesus every day, songs sung to his name and so on; the unfortunate fact (for your reasoning) is that you could say most of the same things about Santa Claus. (One of my favorite theories is that god and Santa Claus have a lot in common as to how they interact with our psychology.)
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
(April 15, 2014 at 5:56 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(April 15, 2014 at 5:53 pm)Aral Gamelon Wrote: Aww and I was about to show you the resurrected Last Supper...

Ah fuck it, enjoy!

[Image: Jesus_supper_zombie.jpg]

I guess you are not on board with mutual respect.

You've been given far more respect than you deserve ... and far more than you've given us. You're failure to even attempt to engage in an honest intellectual discussion is dispectful in and of itself.

You telling us to repent -- i.e., judging that we're not as good as you -- is as OFFENSIVE to me as a rotten jesus corpse is to you.

Your religion stinks. It OFFENDS me.
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(April 16, 2014 at 10:06 am)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(April 16, 2014 at 9:17 am)Brian37 Wrote: Restrictions apply, see store for details, void where prohibited, requires goal post moving, consult your doctor upon cognitive dissonance, 5 cent refund in HI, WA, ILL AND NH.

Visit participating franchise dealers. Contractual obligations vary according to locally owned franchises. Any similarities between what God wants and what the local franchise owner wants is purely coincidental. Really.

If there really was a God everyone would need a lawyer to get in. The entire bible is nothing but mice print. Nonsense mice print mind you.

(April 16, 2014 at 1:06 pm)Thackerie Wrote:
(April 15, 2014 at 5:56 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: I guess you are not on board with mutual respect.

You've been given far more respect than you deserve ... and far more than you've given us. You're failure to even attempt to engage in an honest intellectual discussion is dispectful in and of itself.

You telling us to repent -- i.e., judging that we're not as good as you -- is as OFFENSIVE to me as a rotten jesus corpse is to you.

Your religion stinks. It OFFENDS me.

Lets be fair here. All religions offend me. The human invented construct that allows us to pit each other against each other over stupid promises of utopias that do not exist.

Stupidly however, the believer(insert religion here), will falsely make it a human rights issue, when my criticism and blasphemy is about our species bad logic that leads us to concoct such nonsense.
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(April 16, 2014 at 10:21 am)Tonus Wrote:
(April 16, 2014 at 8:34 am)whateverist Wrote: Is tithing optional?
Absolutely not. No matter what, you make sure you give that ten percent.

That's why some people refer to it as "tithing pains."

Sorry - but the bible clearly says NOT to give money to the church

Give to Caesar what is Caesar - give to god what is god's.

THe bible instructs one to give their money to the POOR - not to the church
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(April 16, 2014 at 5:26 pm)ThomM Wrote:
(April 16, 2014 at 10:21 am)Tonus Wrote: Absolutely not. No matter what, you make sure you give that ten percent.

That's why some people refer to it as "tithing pains."

Sorry - but the bible clearly says NOT to give money to the church

Give to Caesar what is Caesar - give to god what is god's.

THe bible instructs one to give their money to the POOR - not to the church

No, both are true, depending on the cherry picking the believer does. If the bible had clear instructions everyone would be the same sect and on the same page with the same interpretations.

You can find a believer who can find a passage that they use to justify giving to the church. You can find another believer that justifies giving to the poor. The rich right wing believers love the "teach a man to fish" to justify tax dodging and crappy wages.

It always depends who you are talking to, but no matter which side of the political or economic fence they sit, both will claim they got it right.

I'd submit to both the believers on the left and right in the west, that they water their interpretations down to a great degree. If they want to see people get it right and take a book word for word literally, look no further than the east and a great degree of Islam full of theocracy, sexism, calls to violence, religious based law.

Believers miss our time frame issue. It was not that long ago where people picked up that bible and justified sexism, slavery, and and witch burnings, the dark ages, inquisition. It would not shock me in the least, if our secular government laws were suddenly removed Christianity would not take long to slip back into it's prior barbarity.
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(April 15, 2014 at 5:59 pm)Aral Gamelon Wrote:
(April 15, 2014 at 5:56 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: I guess you are not on board with mutual respect.

Respect is earned, not freely given fool. I have a certain modicum of respect I hold for people I've just met, and whether that stays, grows, or erodes is entirely up to the person.

Besides, your religion isn't above being mocked.

God will not be mocked. You can mock me all you want.

(April 15, 2014 at 6:05 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Rev, when a Christian comes to an atheist message board (and don't get me wrong, you've every right to do just that) and voices the fact that they find some things offensive, that's rather like petting a hedgehog and whinging because no one told you about the quills.

Boru

I was just looking for some common courtesy. We may not agree on our views but we can still be civil.

(April 15, 2014 at 8:07 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:But the non-sequiters that he responded with suggest that he did not actually read what I wrote.

Perhaps the problem lies more with his inability to comprehend?

I am not sure if I understand what you're saying. Wink Shades

(April 15, 2014 at 8:19 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(April 15, 2014 at 8:15 pm)Simon Moon Wrote: People deserve respect. Their beliefs, not so much.


Your beliefs will deserve respect when you are able to support them with evidence, logic and reasoned argument.

Evidence: The bible
Logic: The bible says so
Reasoned argument: "Bible quote. Bible quote. Bible quote. Blind assertion. Opinion. Bible quote"

Smile

I do rely on the Bible. I also believe it is more than reasonable. I also appreciate everyone else's views.
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Your deity is as open to mocking as the other gods humans have invented over the centuries. Your religion is as open to mockery as any other non sensical belief.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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