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Prayer Room
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#11
RE: Prayer Room
April 7, 2014 at 12:02 am (This post was last modified: April 7, 2014 at 12:02 am by Sejanus.)
(April 6, 2014 at 11:35 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Unicorns and Santa clause aren't as influential as God
That's perhaps the most trivial reason I've ever heard for believing in the existence of something.
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#12
RE: Prayer Room
April 7, 2014 at 12:24 am
(April 6, 2014 at 11:36 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Source?

My source is simply that there is as much evidence proving their existence as their is provin the existence of any god. Which is none
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#13
RE: Prayer Room
April 7, 2014 at 12:26 am
(April 6, 2014 at 11:56 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Dear God, for the love of holy fuck, protect me from your crazy fucking followers. Amen.

Roflmfao!
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#14
RE: Prayer Room
April 7, 2014 at 8:47 am (This post was last modified: April 7, 2014 at 8:47 am by My imaginary friend is GOD.)
Dear God/Goddess/FSM.

Either fuck me or fuck off.

RAmen
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#15
RE: Prayer Room
April 7, 2014 at 11:55 am
(April 6, 2014 at 11:17 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Dear God,

I’m extremely pissed off that you are so rich and yet you walk right passed the starving person and offer him/her nothing to eat.

It also isn't worth repeating what we think of a Father who watches his son/daughter get fucked in the ass against his/her will and makes no attempt to intervene.

Also, Please stop watching scientists and Doctors labor and search in vain for a cancer cure. Give them the fucking information! Please?

Please don't torture people for ever and ever and ever for not believing in you.

Thanks!

(anyone else have a prayer?)

lmao, funny . yes sir ree bob he is the one doing it. ROFLOL

I don't believe in him so this prayer makes no sense. watch people stop messing stuff up ... that is funny on so many levels.

ROFLOL
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#16
RE: Prayer Room
April 7, 2014 at 11:58 am
(April 6, 2014 at 11:35 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Unicorns and Santa clause aren't as influential as God

Argumentum ad populum
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#17
RE: Prayer Room
April 7, 2014 at 12:00 pm
If god wants to talk he should show up.
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#18
RE: Prayer Room
April 7, 2014 at 12:45 pm
(April 6, 2014 at 11:32 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: I know that I do not know that there is no God.

I know that I do not know that there is no God either, but that doesn't stop me from being an atheist.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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#19
RE: Prayer Room
April 7, 2014 at 12:47 pm
I just know there are no higher powers whatsoever, no magic, no unicorns. Go ahead, bitches, prove me wrong!
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#20
RE: Prayer Room
April 7, 2014 at 1:24 pm (This post was last modified: April 7, 2014 at 1:25 pm by LastPoet.)
O twin Gods, let thy servant gently go trough your sacred aureolas, so I can bask in thy beauty and perhaps motorboat a little. Please grant thy humble servant your blessing. In the name of the Two, the Nipples and the holy aureolas. rAmen.
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