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Phatt Matt s Offline
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Prayer Room
April 6, 2014 at 11:17 pm (This post was last modified: April 6, 2014 at 11:30 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
Dear God,

I’m extremely pissed off that you are so rich and yet you walk right passed the starving person and offer him/her nothing to eat.

It also isn't worth repeating what we think of a Father who watches his son/daughter get fucked in the ass against his/her will and makes no attempt to intervene.

Also, Please stop watching scientists and Doctors labor and search in vain for a cancer cure. Give them the fucking information! Please?

Please don't torture people for ever and ever and ever for not believing in you.

Thanks!

(anyone else have a prayer?)
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RE: Post a prayer
April 6, 2014 at 11:19 pm


Why Won't God Heal Amputees ? 

Oči moje na ormaru stoje i gledaju kako sarma kipi  Tongue
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RE: Prayer Room
April 6, 2014 at 11:29 pm
Dear sweet TC ❤️
I think your prayer is admirable but I do not understand why you would chose to believe in a god who allows such suffering instead of just realizing that people suffer because there is no god.
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Prayer Room
April 6, 2014 at 11:32 pm (This post was last modified: April 6, 2014 at 11:33 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
(April 6, 2014 at 11:29 pm)Losty Wrote: Dear sweet TC ❤️
I think your prayer is admirable but I do not understand why you would chose to believe in a god who allows such suffering instead of just realizing that people suffer because there is no god.

I know that I do not know that there is no God.
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RE: Prayer Room
April 6, 2014 at 11:34 pm
(April 6, 2014 at 11:32 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote:
(April 6, 2014 at 11:29 pm)Losty Wrote: Dear sweet TC ❤️
I think your prayer is admirable but I do not understand why you would chose to believe in a god who allows such suffering instead of just realizing that people suffer because there is no god.

I do not know that there is no God.

You believe in god bc you cannot disprove him?

I cannot disprove unicorns or sata clause
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RE: Prayer Room
April 6, 2014 at 11:35 pm
Unicorns and Santa clause aren't as influential as God
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RE: Prayer Room
April 6, 2014 at 11:35 pm
(April 6, 2014 at 11:35 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Unicorns and Santa clause aren't as influential as God

They're as real though
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RE: Prayer Room
April 6, 2014 at 11:36 pm
Source?
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RE: Prayer Room
April 6, 2014 at 11:52 pm
(April 6, 2014 at 11:34 pm)Losty Wrote:
(April 6, 2014 at 11:32 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: I do not know that there is no God.

You believe in god bc you cannot disprove him?

I cannot disprove unicorns or sata clause

Unicorns are real. They're mentioned in the bible.

And I've seen them on TV!

Wink Shades

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Prayer Room
April 6, 2014 at 11:56 pm
Dear God, for the love of holy fuck, protect me from your crazy fucking followers. Amen.
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